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Navy Humor. Military jokes and humorous stories about and concerning the United States Navy.

1957 Date

A sailor goes on a date in 1957...

Admiral Rickover's Retirement

A special day/event in history...

Almost Perfect

A Fighter Pilot must be perfect.

Authentic Transcript?

Hmmm.....This appears to be an authentic transcript of the cockpit voice recorders for our E-3P which was shot down by China.....

Cannibals

Please don't eat the sailors...

Carrier Pilot's Diary

How a Navy carrier pilot spends his day.

Chicken Question

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Coast Guard Assistance

You can always count on the Coast Guard for help...

Coast Guard Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas...

Court-Martial

Be careful of "logic".....

Ensigns

Ooops.

Fire When Ready, Gridley

Concerning urinals on Navy ships....

Hell

Turn up the heat.

Letter to Oakley

Another wacky letter at sea...

Letter to Peter Pan

Peter Pan Peanut Butter helps the Navy...

Locating a Submarine

Various suggestions the Navy can use to locate enemy submarines...

Military Guarantee

The thing about guarantees is....

Modernizing the Navy

Imaging if political correctness all happened at once…

Navy Hospital

Is that sun burn cream in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?.....

Navy Navigation

Can you say, "Ooops?"

Navy Viewpoint

How a sailor views the other services...

Norfolk Local Information Briefing

(Un)official local area information briefing for new folks getting assigned to Norfolk.

Officer Training

Study-at-Home course to become a Surface Warfare or Supply Officer.

Old Sailor

When an Old Sailor and an Old Marine get to talking.

Politically Correct Navy

What happens when the Navy becomes "too PC."

Pretending You're in the Navy

Some ways to pretend that you're in the Navy...

Real Chiefs

Do real chiefs eat queeche?

Sailor in a Bar

Another sailor in a bar getting into trouble...

Sea Dynamics Question

Test your knowledge of the dynamics of the sea.

Sex on Submarines

If women are ever allowed on submarines, sex won't be a problem....

Ship's Navigator

Sure hope we can find our way to port...

Signals

...and what does THAT signal mean?

Submarines

Dive....dive....dive....

The Blood Test

Be careful of who you marry....

The Fighting Sailor

A sailor in Vietnam...

The Good Old Days

What did that sailor say???....

The Pacific Tour

Play that funky music....

The Snoring Cure

How to get a good night's sleep.

USS Clinton

What kind of Navy ship would be named after the former President?...

Who's Boat?

Who's boat is this, anyway?

You Might be a Coastie if:

You might be a "Coastie" if......
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