Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #53
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The Winners:
As airman McConell found out earlier, the planes dont hurt as much when you were proctective gloves. - Devil Dogg
An airman still attends to his duties in spite of the unexpected Viagra side effects. - Chief(ret) kvb
When asked by the General to join him in his golf game, the airman thought he might play along with him, or possibly carry his clubs, but little did he know he would be used as a driving range marker. - Zeb
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt:)
$500.00 TO FLY ME OUTTA HERE!!!! - Em222
"Aren't pilots suppose to have great vision" (Maybe I should get off this deck) - Future NSWC
HEY MOM THEY REALY FOUND A JOB I CAN DO. - RUNNINGBEAR
YEAH My Girlfriend likes them too! - RADDARR
HEY! Can you give me a hand? - G-man
go-go gadget giant hands! - USCG3232
Only 500 more day's honey and I can use these hands on you again. I know you love them!!! - Checkmate
Dang, Dad always said this would happen if I didn't stop it. - Maggie
My husband,and his Christmas hat while deployed. - Shelly Ann Van Camp
Only 500 more taliban to go and we are coming home! - Christine
I was told these magical gloves will allow me to catch the 500 pound bombs, if they break loose when the aircraft returns with a load. - Paul Falk
Let's give him a BIG HAND! - Hugh
Saying he would do anything to see Tiger Woods hit the ball, this airman volunteered to stand at 500 yards. - Paul Falk
If only my sweetheart from H.S could see me now>>>>>I am not the average man anymore. - Ice
I went to college to be an OB/GYN but somehow I never got any patients.....uhmmm I wonder Why? - Bronco
Yeh man, the mosquitos here are REALLY big. I only got tagged ONCE on each hand two days ago! - Retired Eagle
"HAHAHA...Those taliban guys are gonna be shaking in their turbins when they see this eagle shadow-puppet on their cave war. - Cadet PO3
Goooooo Patriots!! Now all I have to get is some body paint. - Semper Fi Falco
Airman Smith learned the hard way not to try to catch the Acme 500# weights when they fall off the end of the bar. - Ian
Throw it to me Sarge, throw it to me Sarge! I've been practicing the B52 catch all week. - Frances M. Hackerman
Away from home,
Away from home, cold and tired and all alone, yes I'm 500 miles away from home...(for
those of you who remember the old songs)
- AF GAL
"Will you Air Force guys ever learn what high fives are?" - Cecilki
I am here to check your tank treads. - Lifer
I want this many pounds of fuel. - Lifer
Here's a high five for you, American style. - Lifer
Captain Lewis knows what most women know...big hands equals warm heart. - phideltwolf
The product of scabs workin' during the "Foam-Finge-Maker" factory strike! - Hock07
Man, NOW I know what the guys were talkin about when they asked me if I was sure or not. - jw
Tell me truthfully, do this outfit make my butt look fat? - Maggie
When the MWR driving range asked for volunteer distance markers, Private Briggs didn't know what he was getting himself into... - futureusmarine
After Cooper's incident working with the reactor core, he was switched to signalman for obvious reasons. - Ryno
This past mousketeer didn't make the cut with Britany, Christina and Justin. - hotdawg
Mike discovered that his hands could be used for good and not evil...on the flight line! - Cruiser
CPL Jones demonstrates REALLY BIG shadow butterflies on the flight line. - Cruiser
Last night Mark's wife read in a woman's magazine about the possible link between proportions of hand size and manhood. - Cruiser
I'd hate to see what number 69 is holding up for us all to see! - Cruiser
Following the enormous ENRON scandal, The Fortune 500 Club set up new, considerably tighter limits on their advertising budget. - Ronn M.
".... and for this dictionary of large, impressive words previously owned by George W. Bush we'll start the bidding at $500. Do I hear $500? I have $500 from the man with elephantiasis of the hands... do I hear $600? - Scott
Cprl. Big Hands, will down demonstrate the "throw-the-500-apples-at the target" manuver. - Col. DarkFire
Pvt O'dell's momma would never buy him novelty foam hands when he went to the baseball. so he just had to improvise. and sleep without a matress. - urban cowboy
so carter wants to steal my goddamn paddles huh? lets see how he likes sleepin tonight without a freakin mattress!! - urban cowboy
"As private nelson demonstrates the use of our new 500 series paddles you can definitely see the secret improvements in our design" "such as general..?" "well sir they ..ahh.. theyre so secret we can't even tell you about them. ahh sir." - urban cowboy
Mom told me I would go blind and HAIR would grow on my hands! Heeeellllp! - Likkimon
Private Ramis decided that sticky notes just weren't enough as reminders. - Likkimon
Airman Douglas was chagrined when the new US survival gear wasn't his size. - Likkimon
I thought the Captain said 500 big hands for the homecoming, but he said big bands ! Duh - rodspats
Stay away from the Stings, pal. I still owe you 500 bucks. Come back and get it! - Robert Hui Hong Kong
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
