Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #66
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The Winners:
Alright Mr. "Ben Lydon," your cave checks out, nothing unusual. Though you might want to fix that door in the floor, I almost fell onto that pile of explosives down there. - Xie
Yeah it's nice but the last place we saw had a larger kitchen... - Law_Dog
Oh sorry. I didn't realize there was a line waiting out here. But seriously, I wouldn't go in there for at least 10 more minutes if I were you. - Briscoette
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
Afghani realtor proudly shows off modern digs to troops looking for off-base housing. - Chapjohn
Are you sure this is where they said we could find Yoda? - Shalia
No wonder we cant find Bin Ladin, I cant even see my own hand in there. - JDog
All right, your turn in the bathroom. Though I warn you...that stone seat is a killer. - Xie
Captain Smith's hand shakes as his waiting friends swarm on him for the details of how scarey the haunted house was. - Lupin1
clear the area, nothing in there and looks like another great spot for a parking garage - stretch213
Three bedrooms, two baths, no money down, Great bomb shelter. We'll take it. - tata
So swamie,did you call for the camels like we ask? - airborne ranger Lou
There is no toilet paper or hand towels - Wade
Man, I told you not to drink that donkey milk. - Slink178
"US troops housed in Afghanistan's finest Holiday Inn" - Omaha644
"Sorry, Sarge, but the Kandahar PX doesn't sell desert BDU combat boots. Guess you'll just have to make due with your regular combat boots." - Future_Marine
Now can you see why we can't find Bin? - Miss Jackson
One Ali figured out the controls, the Bunker-Master 3000 was great! - Cruiser
Do you have anything bigger my camel doesnt fit? - Stephie
So how much did you say you wanted down on this cave? - WiLL 45
"Allright guys! Who left a bomb in the lavatory!!! And I ain't talkin' about no grenade!" - D Rob
well sir i didnt think it was that small when i saw it last. I sure hope you dont stay like that! - dari
okay man the johns all yours.... - dari
I thoroughly checked the Women's Bathhouse...no sign of Osama. I will now check the one down the street. - Andrew
So Habib, have you guys ever thought about placing air vents in the latrines? - cavman72b
Helluva place to stick the latrines, don't you think? - amy
After three days of searching, Sgt. Skywalker learns the hard way that he can't use the force tolocate Al-Quaida troops. - amy
American soldiers on R&R at the Star Wars set! - Readhed
Whoa!!! You don't want to go in there. rrrip... excuse me!! - VR
Anybody have a plunger? It's backed up! - Magic Marvin
no luck here either gus, all i found was a sticky note by some one named bi-be- no wait binny or whatever. - maj. malone
Relax guys, all the scary bugs are gone. - luvsllamas
I thought that The Mummy made a mold of his face in the sand, not his feet. And look, his big toe is rotten! GROSS! - JasonStepp
Osama is getting dressed he said he'll be ready in a minute. - Trey
Your Cave has been inspected for fire hazards, now go back in. - LT WIL
Hey, Do you know you guys are out of toilet paper? - Seaman Apprentice Critchley
Like I said nothing but sand here. - Smitty
Thanks to Operation Enduring Freedom, the first fashion show in over 20 years was held in Afganistan. - Contraband
Walk like an egyption..."am I doing it wrong?" - jane
Your turn...but I've got to warn you there's no TP in there, Just some dirty old rags. And dont forget to flush, the last guy that went in there dropped a bomb. - 1LT STRIKER
A scout from the tenth mountain teaches a local that American soldiers do indeed know how to dance while his partner humms a sweet rendition of the "PeeWee Herman" Medly. In other news, the scouts are using new military technology that will allow them to pull security by scanning their sector through their ear hole. This invention know as the "Earball" seems to be working quite well as the soldier on the right is now fully capable of delivering clear and consisely whistled show tunes and still manages to scan his sector. - John
WOW, DO THERE BATHROOMS SMELL !! - CHUCK
these caves are really equipped. delta faucents and even a bidet. nice - dancncowboy2
"how many GIs can you fit in this cave? One more! - MSG Matt West
So let me get this stright...you can tell how many Taliban came by here just sniffing this piece of ground where a camal pissed? - Navy Chief
now wash your hands - steve london
Bin Laden could never fit into this cave! - Al
"I'd wait for about 20 minutes if I were you!" - JEROME
Natural cavern my butt, I want my money back, the fire flies were terrible, buzzing past my ears. - Mike
"This looks like a good place to build a sand castle." - Rick in Colorado Springs
"Well guys, I think we're lost. Anyone have a good joke to take my mind off of it?" - Rick in Colorado Springs
Their out of toilet paper! - drofnasnehoc
Man! These porta-potties need some ventalation! By the way-I used the last of the toilet paper. Get yourself a sandbag or something. - Chip
These Taliban caves make great latrines. - Archangel
"Take note you guys! We Americans love looking for pennies wherever we go." - Rick in Colorado Springs
"So what are you guys up to? I'm just sitting here in line waiting for the new Star Wars movie." - Rick in Colorado Springs
"These look like dinosaur tracks. Stay alert everyone!" - Rick in Colorado Springs
Phewwwwww!!! Better wait a while!!! - Chief N USAF Ret
Sorry guys, I used the last of the toilet paper.. - Chief N USAF Ret
not too deep but very very wide - Chief N USAF Ret
Afganastans latest improvement for the troops. Duneatrines.. - Chief N USAF Ret
Looks like they left in a hurry, the broiled goat is still warm. - Chief N USAF Ret
I watched Stripes 20 times, the graduation scene went like this. - Maggie
Hey they don't have any toilet paper in there!!! - GnrYmr
So here in afcanistan,this is your version of a porta potty. - ex nam vet
Lets get Mikey, he'll do it!!! - GnrYmr
Opps, wrong bathroom!!!!! - Bronco2
what the H*ll? This isn't Panama City Beach! I shoulda' listened to Bugs Bunny about that left turn in Albuquerque. - Chief(ret) kvb
damn! joe what did you eat? - Deth
Bravo Company had called in a Russian linguist, who upon emerging from the cave did confirm that the writing on the boxes was Russian and it translated to "Made in Taiwan" - F16Sweetie
Whew! That is the BIGGEST underground latrine I've ever seen! - Bubba
So you're Bin Laden huh? Take that rag off your face when I'm talking to you! - FDC Soldier
Ha! i told you Capt. that sand iglos were possible! - James
well.. its not much, but the pool in the underground bunker nexts to that amimo storage realy put me over on getting this place, - mousesar
WOW! Do not go in there for at least an hour i just dropped a huge pile of.... - dunny33
I like what you have done with the place, what kind of wallpaper did you use? - Brownie
Your right Osama, it does have 3-2, we will take it on a six month lease!! - Checkmate
Nobody home. Lets go to Outback Steakhouse. - Lifer
And the Spec Ops discover that bin Laden has been right in front of them the entire time. - Future_Devildog
It looks like Anakin Skywalkers house alright, but Darth Vader is not in there. - Bolloxx
Well guys theres only one right way to do it...lets make this the right way.. - CloroX
Man oh man, you should see all the beer stashed in here. - Andy
Now, Mr Soldier Man, how does my house compare to yours??? - Robocop
"Damn Afghan toilets are hard on the back!" - Cecilki
you sure thid id where he is hiding - weasel512
Sorry dudes, 100 degrees and no fan. WHEW!!! - SargeityBlack
U.S. forces are now resorting to using the Afgan subway system to transport troops - Marauder
"Two demerits, Sergeant, bunk isn't made correctly." - Wingnut
THAT'S THE BEST CATHOLE I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN! - Mike Kula
Ya put one foot in, & ya shake it all about... - wino
Thanks for letting us use your back door guys. We promise we won't hurt your cousin Bin too bad when we get him... - Miss. Jackson
well sir, it looks like a clog but if it acts up again just let us know and we'll bomb it. - Dossey
"Theres soap scum in the shower, and your wall lockers were unsecured." - slicknik10
"I dont know what youre talking about guys... This looks nothing like the Lar's home from Star Wars" - Skip
"They really need to make the doors bigger on these Taliban porta-potties!" - ajcomms
The Lieutenant was quit upset that the men had secretly tricked him by telling him that they had found the Bat Cave. - PFC
"Private Johnson, a Army medical officer, informs Northern alliance members that spanky the camel, has died after the operation to remove his hump" - Naval Fire Controlman
"You know Mr. Mustafah, it's real nice, but we're looking for a three bed, three bath place." - Willi Haiber
"Man, leave it up to Sgt. Jones to cut one in a small place like that." - RJArmyGuy
Ok.. no Jawas here. - Ken
Master Yoda say "I'm now a jedi knight" - steven, beauregard, A
"So follow the camel dung, take a right at Al-Sheikh Jaber Al Shariff Pass, then watch out for a skinny guy with a beard and that guy is Bin Laden, thanks Sadam." - Bulky But Carry On
This is a leg to stand on. I have one. You don't. Got it? - Sput
Primative Living? did you see the size of that whirlpool? - AL
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
