Military Photo of the Week

Best Captions Contest #66

Official DOD Photo

The Winners:

Alright Mr. "Ben Lydon," your cave checks out, nothing unusual. Though you might want to fix that door in the floor, I almost fell onto that pile of explosives down there. - Xie

Yeah it's nice but the last place we saw had a larger kitchen... - Law_Dog

Oh sorry. I didn't realize there was a line waiting out here. But seriously, I wouldn't go in there for at least 10 more minutes if I were you. - Briscoette

Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):

Afghani realtor proudly shows off modern digs to troops looking for off-base housing. - Chapjohn

Are you sure this is where they said we could find Yoda? - Shalia

No wonder we cant find Bin Ladin, I cant even see my own hand in there. - JDog

All right, your turn in the bathroom. Though I warn you...that stone seat is a killer. - Xie

Captain Smith's hand shakes as his waiting friends swarm on him for the details of how scarey the haunted house was. - Lupin1

clear the area, nothing in there and looks like another great spot for a parking garage - stretch213

Three bedrooms, two baths, no money down, Great bomb shelter. We'll take it. - tata

So swamie,did you call for the camels like we ask? - airborne ranger Lou

There is no toilet paper or hand towels - Wade

Man, I told you not to drink that donkey milk. - Slink178

"US troops housed in Afghanistan's finest Holiday Inn" - Omaha644

"Sorry, Sarge, but the Kandahar PX doesn't sell desert BDU combat boots. Guess you'll just have to make due with your regular combat boots." - Future_Marine

Now can you see why we can't find Bin? - Miss Jackson

One Ali figured out the controls, the Bunker-Master 3000 was great! - Cruiser

Do you have anything bigger my camel doesnt fit? - Stephie

So how much did you say you wanted down on this cave? - WiLL 45

"Allright guys! Who left a bomb in the lavatory!!! And I ain't talkin' about no grenade!" - D Rob

well sir i didnt think it was that small when i saw it last. I sure hope you dont stay like that! - dari

okay man the johns all yours.... - dari

I thoroughly checked the Women's Bathhouse...no sign of Osama. I will now check the one down the street. - Andrew

So Habib, have you guys ever thought about placing air vents in the latrines? - cavman72b

Helluva place to stick the latrines, don't you think? - amy

After three days of searching, Sgt. Skywalker learns the hard way that he can't use the force tolocate Al-Quaida troops. - amy

American soldiers on R&R at the Star Wars set! - Readhed

Whoa!!! You don't want to go in there. rrrip... excuse me!! - VR

Anybody have a plunger? It's backed up! - Magic Marvin

no luck here either gus, all i found was a sticky note by some one named bi-be- no wait binny or whatever. - maj. malone

Relax guys, all the scary bugs are gone. - luvsllamas

I thought that The Mummy made a mold of his face in the sand, not his feet. And look, his big toe is rotten! GROSS! - JasonStepp

Osama is getting dressed he said he'll be ready in a minute. - Trey

Your Cave has been inspected for fire hazards, now go back in. - LT WIL

Hey, Do you know you guys are out of toilet paper? - Seaman Apprentice Critchley

Like I said nothing but sand here. - Smitty

Thanks to Operation Enduring Freedom, the first fashion show in over 20 years was held in Afganistan. - Contraband

Walk like an egyption..."am I doing it wrong?" - jane

Your turn...but I've got to warn you there's no TP in there, Just some dirty old rags. And dont forget to flush, the last guy that went in there dropped a bomb. - 1LT STRIKER

A scout from the tenth mountain teaches a local that American soldiers do indeed know how to dance while his partner humms a sweet rendition of the "PeeWee Herman" Medly. In other news, the scouts are using new military technology that will allow them to pull security by scanning their sector through their ear hole. This invention know as the "Earball" seems to be working quite well as the soldier on the right is now fully capable of delivering clear and consisely whistled show tunes and still manages to scan his sector. - John

WOW, DO THERE BATHROOMS SMELL !! - CHUCK

these caves are really equipped. delta faucents and even a bidet. nice - dancncowboy2

"how many GIs can you fit in this cave? One more! - MSG Matt West

So let me get this stright...you can tell how many Taliban came by here just sniffing this piece of ground where a camal pissed? - Navy Chief

now wash your hands - steve london

Bin Laden could never fit into this cave! - Al

"I'd wait for about 20 minutes if I were you!" - JEROME

Natural cavern my butt, I want my money back, the fire flies were terrible, buzzing past my ears. - Mike

"This looks like a good place to build a sand castle." - Rick in Colorado Springs

"Well guys, I think we're lost. Anyone have a good joke to take my mind off of it?" - Rick in Colorado Springs

Their out of toilet paper! - drofnasnehoc

Man! These porta-potties need some ventalation! By the way-I used the last of the toilet paper. Get yourself a sandbag or something. - Chip

These Taliban caves make great latrines. - Archangel

"Take note you guys! We Americans love looking for pennies wherever we go." - Rick in Colorado Springs

"So what are you guys up to? I'm just sitting here in line waiting for the new Star Wars movie." - Rick in Colorado Springs

"These look like dinosaur tracks. Stay alert everyone!" - Rick in Colorado Springs

Phewwwwww!!! Better wait a while!!! - Chief N USAF Ret

Sorry guys, I used the last of the toilet paper.. - Chief N USAF Ret

not too deep but very very wide - Chief N USAF Ret

Afganastans latest improvement for the troops. Duneatrines.. - Chief N USAF Ret

Looks like they left in a hurry, the broiled goat is still warm. - Chief N USAF Ret

I watched Stripes 20 times, the graduation scene went like this. - Maggie

Hey they don't have any toilet paper in there!!! - GnrYmr

So here in afcanistan,this is your version of a porta potty. - ex nam vet

Lets get Mikey, he'll do it!!! - GnrYmr

Opps, wrong bathroom!!!!! - Bronco2

what the H*ll? This isn't Panama City Beach! I shoulda' listened to Bugs Bunny about that left turn in Albuquerque. - Chief(ret) kvb

damn! joe what did you eat? - Deth

Bravo Company had called in a Russian linguist, who upon emerging from the cave did confirm that the writing on the boxes was Russian and it translated to "Made in Taiwan" - F16Sweetie

Whew! That is the BIGGEST underground latrine I've ever seen! - Bubba

So you're Bin Laden huh? Take that rag off your face when I'm talking to you! - FDC Soldier

Ha! i told you Capt. that sand iglos were possible! - James

well.. its not much, but the pool in the underground bunker nexts to that amimo storage realy put me over on getting this place, - mousesar

WOW! Do not go in there for at least an hour i just dropped a huge pile of.... - dunny33

I like what you have done with the place, what kind of wallpaper did you use? - Brownie

Your right Osama, it does have 3-2, we will take it on a six month lease!! - Checkmate

Nobody home. Lets go to Outback Steakhouse. - Lifer

And the Spec Ops discover that bin Laden has been right in front of them the entire time. - Future_Devildog

It looks like Anakin Skywalkers house alright, but Darth Vader is not in there. - Bolloxx

Well guys theres only one right way to do it...lets make this the right way.. - CloroX

Man oh man, you should see all the beer stashed in here. - Andy

Now, Mr Soldier Man, how does my house compare to yours??? - Robocop

"Damn Afghan toilets are hard on the back!" - Cecilki

you sure thid id where he is hiding - weasel512

Sorry dudes, 100 degrees and no fan. WHEW!!! - SargeityBlack

U.S. forces are now resorting to using the Afgan subway system to transport troops - Marauder

"Two demerits, Sergeant, bunk isn't made correctly." - Wingnut

THAT'S THE BEST CATHOLE I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN! - Mike Kula

Ya put one foot in, & ya shake it all about... - wino

Thanks for letting us use your back door guys. We promise we won't hurt your cousin Bin too bad when we get him... - Miss. Jackson

well sir, it looks like a clog but if it acts up again just let us know and we'll bomb it. - Dossey

"Theres soap scum in the shower, and your wall lockers were unsecured." - slicknik10

"I dont know what youre talking about guys... This looks nothing like the Lar's home from Star Wars" - Skip

"They really need to make the doors bigger on these Taliban porta-potties!" - ajcomms

The Lieutenant was quit upset that the men had secretly tricked him by telling him that they had found the Bat Cave. - PFC

"Private Johnson, a Army medical officer, informs Northern alliance members that spanky the camel, has died after the operation to remove his hump" - Naval Fire Controlman

"You know Mr. Mustafah, it's real nice, but we're looking for a three bed, three bath place." - Willi Haiber

"Man, leave it up to Sgt. Jones to cut one in a small place like that." - RJArmyGuy

Ok.. no Jawas here. - Ken

Master Yoda say "I'm now a jedi knight" - steven, beauregard, A

"So follow the camel dung, take a right at Al-Sheikh Jaber Al Shariff Pass, then watch out for a skinny guy with a beard and that guy is Bin Laden, thanks Sadam." - Bulky But Carry On

This is a leg to stand on. I have one. You don't. Got it? - Sput

Primative Living? did you see the size of that whirlpool? - AL

 

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