Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #63
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The Winners:
Exchanging gifts in Afganastan at Christmas-time is done with "slightly" less enthusiasm than back in the States.....- Nuada
"Sir, the map doesn't lie. We really ARE in the middle of nowhere."- PFC Packard
Well
guys, it says "Apology from Saddam-Open Immediately" but I'm not buying
it. So will write "Return to Sender" and "You're forgiven"
and hope he opens it.
- Omaha644
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
The arduous battery of testing continues on the Mint Setting Missile System (MSMS).- Ike
That's right, sir. 350 degrees for 30 minutes, right out of the freezer, sir. - Carla H
tick....tick...tick..tick.tick.tick "umm..Happy Birthday?"- blackdwarf
Do you really think it was necessary to bring a picture of your dog on this deployment? - Ange
Send this letter bomb via Fed Ex. If anybody can find Mr bin Laden, they can! - Mike
If the bullet hits you, wear this- ahjteam
I don't want it you take it, No, you take it. . . - A1C scroggs
Now, This is a very sensitive top-secret super duper....Hey, you guys get to wear go-tees?...kewl- usmc_mustang
While clearly not the career Carl expected when he joined the service, disposing of ex-President Clinton's used over-sized porno was still a job.- Nuada1
ok, there's 25 in a bundle. I'm so glad I have someone to take over my paper route while I'm in Afganistan.- Lupin1
Here it is Sir, but I really don't think this will make it smell any better.- Maggie
AirForceMan..."here Mr. ArmyMan, will you hold this, my Dominos Pizza we just got flown in for us?" Mr.ARmyman "Sure, I will hold this Pizza....just let me set my last of the 45 day supply of MRE's on the ground first!"- LadyHawke342002
Finally! My tent window pane arrived...- TiaraG
Cookies from Mom, Sir.- Hed Dr.
Here is a "special" package from the Canadians.- D Rob
For some strange reason, the soldiers gathered for the traditional farewell gift-giving seemed more interested in the arrival of the "Hooters Girls" USO troupe.- Chief(ret) kvb
jeeze, these tanks get more compact every day- Koogs
I KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT THE BEST GIFT WRAPPING BUT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY.- T-Dogg (U.S.C.G.)
i dunn know, it says bien ladd-something. ok well just toss it into that cave where that whispering is coming from.- maj. malone
Here's your mail, the letter from Bambi was real good too!- dari
I dont know what you think you are doing, those are my spiderman comics!- dari
there's gotta be an easier way of smuggling pizza in here- Deth
I don't why we keep this stuff in a white bag we all know it's the captains porn!!- Deth
Quick! They're not looking, drop it, drop it!- Dari
Soldier: "Happy birthday Sarge" Sarge: "Thanks little timmy" Soldier: (underbreath)..."Man I hate that guy"- Sephiroth_SOLDIER
I finally got my Christmas present. Only four months! That's a new record!- Bama ROTC
Yes sir, we will get these playboy magazines to the soldiers right away!- Maverick
Told the Captain we shouldn't pack it like this!- FireSarge
Now, hold this up until the B1B bomber flies over. We'll wait for you behind that hill.- Wingnut
Take care of this...My mom gave it to me!- TJ
And you would wonder why the cookies from home need bubble wrap.- Xie
Private mark goes against all of his common sense and accepts the unmarked package, consspicuous "plain" packaging and all.- Xie
Hey wanna try out the latest bullet proof protective device? It will make you like Superman!!!- Reecee
"C'mon Sarg...Mama cooked these cookies for me!"- c/po2
You'd think that they'd take the B.D.U.'s OFF of the mannequins before shipping them, damn every last marine in charge of supplies!- Sgt. Yell2Much
"Star size" MRE! RHIP sucks!!- Chief N USAF Ret
Happy birthday. Sorry about the gift wrap.- Chief N USAF Ret
Why is the Generals MRE so mush bigger than ours? This is carrying RHIP too far.- Chief N USAF Ret
Damn im tellin you dressin up these Old Navy Mannequins in BDU's and settin em up wont fool these afghanis ! You gotta go for the Burdines ones! THEYVE GOT EYES- Sgt. Yell2Much
These Get-to-know your NATO Ally Gift Exchanges are getting to be annoying!- ROTC Rules!
here give this to your wife- Bronco2
wow I am glad they cover the general's wife picture- Bronco2
thank you sir! this is a little token of our appreciation for everything you guys have done for us, please dont open it until we are gone.- Bronco@
wow I am glad they cover the general's wife picture- Bronco@
Birthday or not, now is not the time to give the boss this nude picture of his wife!- CliffNavy
Mona who?- Mike Ramsey
"...once again, the commanding General found an ingenious way to smuggle his weekly supply of a case of his favorite brand of beer past all of the enlisted men on the flight deck receiving line, all of whom would have given their left nut for a tall, cold, frosty one...."- Dark Jedi Knight
Guys,make sure Bin Ladin recieves his birthday gift from the military forces.- AFC CHRIS
Here, take this to EOD for me, it has a ticking noise in it!- jason
Careful with this one... it's a "humanitarian aid" package for Osama.- Shalia
Dear Mom: Received your care package today...- Shalia
I've gift wraped this satchel charge for Osama, do you think he will like it? - Archangel
So the plan is we give this to Osama Bin Laden and he holds it like this, meanwhile, our snipers are....- Scotty B
Now hold it riiiiiiiight there...ok...now, for the rest of you...to zero your weapon you just aim here...- Spectre
Bobby, its from your Mom.- yllib72
I's from the Taliban, sir...to show their appreciation.- Cecilki
WHAT!!?? Teletubbie MREs?- Bubba
As the crew chief tries to give away the "new" three year sandwhich kits, most of the troops look forward to the approach of the local "roach coach". - Retired Eagle
"do not open till xmas. Love, Osama bin Laden" - Kevin 03
Have you seen this man? Maybe it would help if I took off the wrapping.- FDC Soldier
The U.S. Military has recovered Osama Bin Laden's self portrait. After later examination with a microscope, the discovered that the picture was in the nude- A369party
The U.S. Military has recovered Osama Bin Laden's self portrait. After later examination with a microscope, the discovered that the picture was in the nude- Mike
Well, the Captian really wanted it in pink but we'll take the white...- A369party
"Joe, you know how cold it gets at night here in Kabul. This must be the Afghan that my mom was sending to keep me warm.- Rick in Colorado Springs
What do you think I am? FedEx!- ssgwhiskers
one large with extra toppings......- duckhunter
"Be very very careful with this, it's a picture of my mom...wearing army boots."- Navy Mom
This is very fragile - what ever you do do NOT pull the yellow cord off! Good luck!- Craig002
Happy birthday, Sarge, I got you Sweden.- Devildoggin it
You never saw this, you werent here... Understand me?- cadet nobody (AROTC)
Awwwwwwwww, for me?!....You shouldn't have!!- Erin Parkes
Santa finally caught up to you, man!- alnick
Contraceptives?- Jack
Santa didn't have GPS, so this is a little late.- Mandi Phail
Tonight at 11... Another tragic death in the controversial midget infantry program.- yossar3363
In an effort to appease the families of terrorists, these soldiers started an assembly line to tie ribbons around the remains before sending them home.- tiggerfitch
Where the real Mona Lisa disappeared too.- Aaron Rosenblum
FRAGILE. Hmm... must be french.- Mavethis
This is a WHAT???!!- Col. Darkfire~SS
So let me get this straight... the captains head is in there? - yeah - I never knew it was missing - I knew from the moment he didn't ask for a mission statement.- Col. Darkfire~SS
Tell me again what it means when it says BOMB on it? - Do not drop, I think.- Col Darkfire~SS
Hey Mom! Guess what I am doing here in Afghanistan....I am DA UPS MAN!!- Medic Rulz
The soldiers turn their heads away from the master plans to construct a car for a Sergeant Major that runs off of the words "Hooah" "F*ck" and "F*ckin Hooah" and references to how much stronger the sergeant majors grandmother is than you at everything. - Sgt. Yell2much
A new shipment of Bin Laden jokes arrives at camp "Kill-em-all" in Afghanistan, the soldiers rejoice.- Sgt. Yell2much
SAF official bronson hands Sergeant Miller the missing link to all Marine Jokes, a childrens puzzle. The side of the box said "2-4 years". The semper fi HOORAH ground thumpers completed the puzzle in 51 days.- Sgt. Yell2much
...ever wonder how many little plastic square bags it took to fit a recruiter? The soldiers on the left are still trying to figure out what to do with the rest of him- Sgt. Yell2much
Now look hes our commander in chief! You will do as your told and that is a direct order. I dont care how stupid it is that he requested a tile of ice for his finger ice skating amusemtn park shipped all the way from India, now on the double!- Sgt. Yell2much
Are 51? What area 51? Were um, moving. now stay away from these glowing tiles of extra-terrestrialMarine Corps jokes.- Sgt. Yell2much
Soldiers couldnt bare to look as Sponge Bob square pants was sadly placed in the worlds smallest bodybag and shipped home after a crucial dry spell that led to a horrific site of drying up in Afghanistan- Sgt. Yell2much
Johnson's partner's helmet cam took a snap shot of the U.S. Military successfully stealing yet another Shakira Poster from within the walls of an abandoned BinLaden cave - Sgt. Yell2Much
THE RANGE OFFICER PLAYS A JOKE ON THE NEW BOOT:Ok...Now close your eyes and hold this riiight here!- bkski1
Special Forces rushes the General's anniversary gift for his wife back to the States- CharyouTree
Secret Santa kicked off with a bang this December as U.S. Armed Forces Specialists exchanged various photos and painted murals of Bin Laden's sisters eating steaks in bikinis- Sgt. Yell2much
Sgt. Claus always gets annoyed with missions to "deliver presents to children around the world"- Sinner51
Sir that package from your mommy finally arrived. Can i have the cookies????- Laura
Not one to be outdone by Martha Stewart, Bin Laden decorates his attack plans with pretty paper and a bright yellow bow.- jeanne4us
Sensing danger, Fred passed the target over to Bob.- jeanne4us
Dude, be careful with the port-a-potty art!!!! It's breakable!- Missy
"here hold this i'm going to see what these guys are looking at"- USMC2005
Don't look at me....I don't know what it is either.- ArmyAg04
Look, I know the UN means well, but these Spanish condoms are just ridiculous...- 91Bandaid
ok johnston, well show them taliban we aint afraid of em! fly this here kite over towards them caves, & for gods sake dont get shot!- urban cowboy
It's for you, from Domino's Pizza. Don't ask. - PaulFalk
Oh excuse me soldier, theses arent the MRE's! Thats the sweater my wife made me. Get your hands off of it. - DevillDogg
A Cuisinart?! What am I going to do with a Cuisinart in the field! - Brix
Who is Ted Kaczynski? - Sgt. Buss USMC Vet.
"As a result of this division's recently slashed budget, all troopers are herby ordered to equip themselves with the new 'Protektor' line of styrofoam shields." - CCNA Man
"Here's that hemmorhoid cushion you ordered, Sergeant." - SoldierBoyTrostle
Sir im going to need to take that away from you now....don't want anyone geting hurt would we now - Mike
Package for Mr. Bin Laden. The ticking? Oh...ah...don't tell him but it is a souvenir clock from the White House. Let it be a surprise. - Rage
Sir, had over the your dress you won't be needing that right now......maybe tonight sweetie! - Dantheman
You guys shouldnt have! Wow and it is even ticking.............. - TSGT SPAN OF THE DEVIL
QUICK TAKE THE PICTURE!!!Wait til the Marines hear that we Found Osama's Head first hehehehe - PvtUSMC
Sarge, robbie's not sharing the cookies again. - A1C CHRIS
If this stuff isn't dangerous, then why are you wearing gloves? - Maggie
Yes, I know its ticking...why do you think I'm handing it to you? - Vic
The kids couldnt wait to open their Christmas gifts. - Illini PFC
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