Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #6
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Winners:
This latest prototype will enable the foot soldier of tomorrow to engage over twenty-one hostiles while e-trading or sending and receiving faxes. - Rimfire
In response to rumors that servicemen wearing BC glasses were discovering ways to get laid, the DOD approved a new model ensuring it would never happen again. - gator
Okay Mr. Johnson covering your bottom left eye, please read the top line on the chart. - Chad Alexander
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt)
DAMN, even after all this your tits are still small! - Silicon Jesus
"WOW MAMA! Does she know I can see her naked with this thing on?!?!?" *drool* - Dragonfly228
There goes your "I didn't see it" alibi. - CharleyNoble
These look much better than the old Birth Control Devices they use to issue. - Phynias
These new army glasses have all the safety options, night vision, infared, UV, radiation, welding .... - Hugh
You mean the laser shoots where ever I look. - oldswabby
"Yes, I know these new night vision glasses are a little bulky, but we're working in it." - Dutch Treat
oh yah . . .you should see what it looks like from this side! - Mr JAG
Are you sure these night goggle things work? - Cecilki
Just one more little adjustment and I think you can pick up that satelite signal. - Mama-n-law
New Official Military Photo session! "There, Got it! Even your own mother won't recognize you." - Navy Mom
Pvt. One-of-Eighty-six, the first Borg to join the US Marine Corps, takes his physical exam at MEPS. - HoopMatron
Don't laugh...it works for flies. - 127MPCo.
The rest of your "X-Men" costume should be ready tomorrow. - KenBenesh
One final adjustment to your night vision goggles, and you will be on your way. - AUmugg
Well they can't call me Four-Eyes anymore! - Rigger
We can correct your vision now, but if you don't stop it you will go blind. And don't ask and I won't tell what IT is. - ziggy
Geez doc, I have heard about the BC glasses, but how am I gonna get a babe with these things? - Stevie Raves On
Unsatisfied with the birth-control properties of previous military issue eyewear, new "super birth control" glasses are undergoing testing. - Hong Kong Bob
The test-fitting of Batman's new mask. - Intangible
I knew I was gonna get some ugly glasses at boot camp, but c'mon! - hmsmark
So...How many fingers do you see? - Slim
"And your POSITIVE this will make me bullet proof!" - Matt
I can make it han solo, I can see the reactor hatch!!! - Ray
