Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #59
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The Winners:
Now listen, I'm telling you for the last time. Imperial Stormtroopers do NOT take potty breaks! - Chief(ret) kvb
Sra Bugs and A1C Daffy continue their debate of "Duck season! Rabbit season!" - Wil' Bill
"So no one ever taught you how to tie a necktie... You arkansas boys kill me!" - T Fabolous
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
You look great, honey. Now hurry off, you don't want to be late for ballet class, do you? - Ineffective Mosquito
Man 20 years later and that little E.T. Guy is still on the loose. Don't worry, we'll get him this time Sarge. - Laura
Man! The Colonel's breath is atrocious! - yossar3363
From now on PT in Basic will be held on the moon. - Lucas
What you mean Monica?... Condoms are not enough protection - will 45
Come on Mom...don't you think this is a little overboard. No I don't Son, I don't want you to catch the sniffles in those mountains. - FCO Falco
Oh so you want to play it that way huh? Well leys see how YOU like a tear in YOUR radiation suit!! - urban cowboy
"Now you be a good boy & do your radiation suit up right to the top button." "But mom none of the other kids on long island do up their radiation suits..." - urban cowboy
Look I know the latrine smells bad. But aint this a little bit over kill??? - Pv2 Roughneck
I know they said to practice safe sex, but this is a bit much...your eyes, they're beautiful... - ABN
Left man: Now you tie that onto their plug that in. Right man: That goes in there? Oh I thought it went there. Do I look the part? Left man: Yes at least now you now look like you know what you doing Mister Prime Minister. Right man: At least I now at least I look like I know what I'm doing... Who filled my oxygen with helium? - skippy
Look Rick, for the LAST TIME, the suit does NOT make your butt look fat! - firewalker281
Next time, pee before you put the suit on. - Nyles
Dude, you think supply will miss these Darth Vader costumes we borrowed for Haloween? - John T. Babcock
Can you fix my tie before the inspection? I can never get it tied right. - Supply tech
I hate cleaning out the head after chili night! - Oilcan
I said PAPER..YOU said ROCK. - Chief N Ret
These new suits don't do much for picking up dates. - Chief N Ret
Just what sort of initiation rite is this anyhow? - Chief N Ret
"I don't know, Ma. I think sunblock is slightly more comfortable!" - Navy Mom
Don't make me come out of this suit! - NSDQ
Let's do rock, paper, scissors, and the loser has to go into the raging inferno to save the crew. - aumugg
Hurry up and help me get this hood off! I ate the chili mac MRE for lunch! - Chip
Geez! I know you said no kissing or ANYTHING else on the first date, but this is ridiculous! - Retired Eagle
Okay....where is my lottery ticket? - George Malsam
Dang, Suzie! I think we should use "protection" too, but this is ridiculous! - Tucker
"Quack." ... "Quack, quack, quack." ... "QUACK, QUACK." - Buck
I'll teach you... NO ONE dresses like me! - airwingjim
So the stupid penguin stole the plane full of beer and ended up in pieces on the ground huh? - paintballpunkfhs
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!!! - Dancncowboy2
No,no,no...First you put on your fire retardent gear, Then...put on your Bow-tie. - Molloy, Chuck J
Now you realize if i get the combo wrong, we have to wait 24 hour to get you out of this thing. - stores
Luke, I am your father, come join me on the darkside - Fly
The Taliban's worst fears realized, the U.S. suits up it's ruthless "Jiffy Pop" brigade for an airborne insertion. - Cav Scout
I swear to God, you spend a half an hour putting htis thing on and then you gotta pee. - soon2bairborne
How do i look for my date tonight. Lets just ajust this thing here - steve
(Flight line Fire Fighter open ranks.) "No creases in your sleeves?! Dull visor, and you call that a GIG LINE?!!!!" - A1C Senkovich
Is my tie straight? Does my uniform look pressed enough for the Dinning Out? - Richie
Do I look fat in this? - Brownie16
Bye, Honey, Have a super day your office at the nuclear plant. Love ya. - Lifer
What do we need these for? We fly jets remember. - Tai Mai Shu
How many times do I have to tell you...Go to the bathroom before you suit up! - GMG2 Grimes
Ok, how do I look? How's my helmet? - Scott
"I gotta pee." - E-Double
"...and they STILL won't believe me that those chili beans are deadly." - Krystal B
Ok, heres the deal. They just said that one of the judges at the winter olympics stunk things up....now the marines wanted to deport him so they turned to us.... - brenton h.
Now remember you have got to say trick or treat at every house!!! - Checkmate
Quack, Quack, Quack hard tucking in all the feathers,here i'll help you,this new waterpoof gear should be only for man not birds. - Mortarman
Let me get that for you hunny!Now that looks much better. - Cowboy
For the last time, you will not lose consciousness if you turn the air valve on before you put the mask on. - MARADATA
"Luke, I am your.." "Oh, shut up, Harry" - PFC Packard
"Wow, this new tin-foil camo feels great! I'll never understand why the Army uses green." - PFC Packard
Well, at least the enemy won't see the air hose... - PFC Packard
Why do we need these Air-Conditioned suits here. Don't they know its winter here? - rodspats
Ya know, Silver really goes with your eyes. - shdow_knight
...When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!... - Roberto
The regulations on "How to Clean the Head" are getting a little lot of hand! - Snake Eyes
"We wouldn't have to keep doing this if they'd just stop serving those beans for dinner..." - Taskoski
It gives new meaning to the term "Safe Sex" - Apple
A shocked Darth Vador checks his mirror image to see if indeed he has been white all along. - RED
"We've got to stop meeting like this!" - Scott
"One day I was chopping down a tree and it started to rain. I've been rusted solid ever since." - bigtex
No seriously, does this suit make me look fat? - USAF Ace
Look, we flipped the coin and you lost fair and square, now take off your mask and see if its really anthrax. - Jay-P
What do you mean,it says use the correct change? - chris
Hurry,, hurry..Get this thing on!!! The Commander's back from the chili cook off!!! - PFC Howard
"You really think the Taliban can't see us, in these new camos?" - Future NSWC
These suits will protect us against every chemical known to man.. but you can get the beer through here. - Rick
So this dumb SP stops me on the flightline and asks "Where the heck is the fire your going to Airman?" - R Hecker
The food's getting worse, huh? - MountainJam
I'm telling you sargeant.......The m.r.e.'s won't fit !!!!!! - KENNETH RAGAN
So bill, how many stupid baked potato comments do you think there will be about us on the caption of the week comment - Billy Idol
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
