Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #58
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The Winners:
Hey put that machine back! It's expensive...send one of those airmen to defuse that bomb. Gee-wiz, what do you think they are here for! --EOD CO - A1C Senkovich
Because there are very few stairs in Afghanistan, the mechanical German Shepherd and its handler were deployed to the public library. - BOLLOXX
You couldn't get a dog could you, oh no, just like your father...... - mike-Or
Honorable Mentions (in order of recept):
Further attempts to reduce the human element in military operations and procedures include the new COFF2, an all-terrain robot designed to test soldiers for hernias in even the most remote regions of the world. - brno
Look what Uncle Sam got me for X-mas - Brownie
i dont know how bill thinks im going to hide this camera in monicas house - don007
A new way to spy into the womens showers on base - Maggie
ok, lets go see what's in the females dorm - WiLL 45
Finnally a soldier that wont fall asleep - LT WIL
New AF recruiting poster. Join the Air Force and play with really expensive toys! - Mr. Bob
Taliban, trick or treat! - woodlot
Johnny 5 is alive!!! - falco
I finally found a way to find out whats REALLY going on at HHC - doe
Now which button was it Sarge said absolutely DO NOT press? - Chief
As the Army tests it's new Post Commander Commisarry Delivery System (PCCDS), Specialist Johnson is thinking about his future carreer in Comedy Central's "Battle Bots" once he ETS's. - Chip
Ivan! Please come back. I know it's beneath your dignity, but if you don't finish mowing the C.O.'s lawn, it's gonna be MY ass! - Golden
Airman Maxim decides to go hunting for bombs in his free time...in the female bay... - WingViper
We are the BOrg-it is futile to resist-you must assimilated or be destroyed. - AUmugg
"how do i work this thing again?" - SEAL team 6
After the new defense budget there will be no mre cleaning of latrines with tootbrushes- welcome to the high-tech age - CDT 13
Johnboy and the "Crusher" on the way to Battle-Bot tryouts. - SKC
Corporal Stix watch your step. - Larry
this new billion dollar piece of equiptment, will now make it easier to spy on the woman's locker room. - dunny33
This is our new Terrorist-Catcher! - Toaster
cilmb steps, locate talibastard, apply pressure. that will ruin someones weekend. - maj. malone
Now....Take me to your leader. - Robby
Oh little pig, if you don't let me in I'll send in my remote operated robotic secure entry system and blow you all to pieces! - Oilcan
............and they say machines won't replace men. - jay
Latest news, Army tests a robot for deployment to search for Osama Bin Laden. "Notice the Pinchers to bring him in by his BALLS" - Teagansdad
Johnny Five Is Alive!!...Must Dis-assemble! - Scott Berninger
THIS BABY WILL GET ALL THOSE HARD TO GET SHOTS OF THE AL CIDA IN THOSE COMPROMISING SITUATIONS WE NEED. - COOKIE
Here kitty, kitty, kitty... - Dave
Marine Recruiters were thrilled to see the new "M-7 RECRUITER" in action. - airwingjim
MOMENTS BEFORE A SEXAL HARRASMENT CHARGE, PVT HARRIS WAS PERFORMING GREAT!!!!!!! - STORES
Heheheh. The lawn trimmer from hell. - Col. DarkFire~SS
Robot: Going down the stairs again. Uhruhruhruhruh. I hate my life. - Col. DarkFire~SS
It keeps going, and going, and going... - Col. DarkFire~SS
Seek and kill, the guy who gave me this job. - Col. DarkFire~SS
I shall now prove, the theory of... oh hell what was it again... The theory of gravity making stuff comedown as I drop this robot off the edge of the stairs. - Col. Darkfire~SS
Unfortunatly, the army bought this droid from a police departments. Now the only thing it will seek is donuts, and coffee. With an occational car chase as well. - Col. Darkfire~SS
I wonder what this button does... *ZEEERRRCAPAAH*... so thats what it does.... - Col. Darkfire~SS
"Johny 5, Johny, get back here. Johnnnnnnnnnnnny!!" - Future NSWC
Uh.. Private, you sure you got that thing under control? - Decker
(Robot Voice): "Excuse me, mind if i squeeze your circuits?" - A1C Evans at Moody
ooohhh i wonder what this button does,Bang!!! OOOPS. - usmcguy
SPC Jenkins erected the Beretinator 2000 to destoy the blasted Canadian beret the supply sergeant issued him! - Cruiser
The new Army Organ Grinder MOS just wasn't the same without the monkey. - Cruiser
I'm getting paid $24k a year to operate a robot that walks up stairs. AIM HIGH! - Cruiser
No one would enter the field latrine after PFC Stinky entered, so SOMETHING had to be done. - Cruiser
In this latest sequel in the "Short Circuit" series -- "Johnny-5 Joins the Air Force" -- Johnny-5 is seen with his pal, Airman Fubar, returning to the barracks after a hard day on the flight line. - Chief(ret) kvb
And "Reason # 10" why you shouldn't trust an internet dating service is .... - Chief(ret) kvb
I should have chosen her place instead of mine! - yossar3363
I don't know. It was in teh Special Pouch in my MRE's. - Booster
Let's see them beat this in Battle bots. - Mike
"Johnny 5, ALIVE!" - LT D
BattleBots: The latest in Air Force Combat Technology - Samantha
"Hey, Guys! Check this out!! Its got six treaded wheels, 5 mictoprocessors, a titanium hull, three cameras, can withstand up to 400 degrees fairenhieht, snap a man in two, and it only cost four billion dollars! What a deal!" - D rob
The ladies will never notice this camera in the corner of the showers! - T Fabolous
Help!!! - JONJON
Man....I can't wait to see TOPS face when he see my new girl! - Tom
Hmmm... wouldn't it be easier to reverse engineer a Sliky? - Snake Eyes
Airman Steve, being forewarned of the general's violent temper, decides to sent someone (or something) else to give today's bad news. - USAFace
Turn and Cough. - Maggie
And this,is what we will use to probe his anus with,it may look painfull, but i assure you,it may likely be the only ultimate payback available. - Mr. Walker
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