Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #56
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The winners:
The rest of the squad watched in amazement as Private Moses parted the Red Hills - Cadet PO2
Tiny soldiers, a new rifle cleaning tool. - Lucas
Aw man, I should never have laughed at the Captains new hair cut. - Maggie
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
When Private Bates wore the Superman Underoos his mom sent him, the effect on his morale was strange - Ian
Red Rover, Red Rover, OSAMA come over! - Ian
Cool! My bed'll fit in here, just like this. - Jean
All right, fire in the tear gas, and I'll clothesline all the Taliban that run out! - Zach Lerner
Okay GUYS, the TV, computer and table will fit over here....we can put the bed and nightstand on this side. - Em222
Osama Bin Laden after he passed his kidney stone. - The D Rob
Yeah.. I think we can fit the Hummvee through here... - Pipefitr
GOd Comples? What God comples? - Maggie
For the next field sobriety test, you will put your finger to your nose. - Halfpintintx
Give me a "T" - Maggie
"just a friendly little tree standing in your tunnel, don't mind me..." - brno
Hello? Are there any Al-Qaeda or Taliban in here? - Brownie
"Yeah Sergeant, I think we can fit your head through here" - T Maguire
batman tryout's in the middle east - don007
1..2..3..4..DAMN! PT is impossible in these cramped spaces! - Lt_1117USMC
LCpl Numbnuts, blinded in action in Afghanistan, prepares to do a swan dive from the 20ft diving board, unaware of where he REALLY is! - Lt_1117USMC
Sir....now one step at time left over right, walk on a straight line......yes command post....I have a possible camel driver under the influence request back up!!! - Bronco
OK, Usama, let me get this straight, we're 500 feet down and you want the master suite here with a SKYLIGHT for cryin out loud? - Doc Golden
"OK, use the hand held scanner if you have to, but this jetway sure looks strange." - Dutch
"Will that U-haul fit through here?" - Shelly van camp
The next ecercise is the overhead arm clap, starting position MOVE...READY...EXCERCISE - jane
Our next contestant in Olympic Cave Diving..... - Hugh
"Come on out, Bin Laden....I'm waiting!" - Cecilki
So you said the net was just on the other side when I shoot out of this thing? - Future ETA
Sir, we have infiltrated the bat cave!!! - SoulWriter
I once caught a fish, it was this big! - dunny33
Damn, I know the guys at the barracks said that she'd been around, but this is ridiculous. - homalone21
An Airborne Ranger's child waiting to be born! - dunny33
Well the Gunny didn't tell me when to quit, isn't this a great trench you can even stand up in it. - MotarMan
Hay Sgt. I sware, He was this Big... - mousesar
We might be able to get the Lt's a$$ through here, if she turns sideways... - Adam Brockie
A soldier surveys a portrait of Osama bin Laden, one big asshole. - MadDogMike
Extend to the left-March-arms downward-move! No really Private..... MOOOOOOVE - "Jr"
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death........My GOD IS with me - ALWAYS! - Retired Eagle
Hey, is this anything like that Dutch kid that had to hold his finger in the dike? How long do I have to stay here, First Sergeant? - Retired Eagle
OOOOSSSSAAAAMMMMAAAA! Are you in here? - JimBrem
...and then the young airman thought to himself,"Man!! These wind-tunnel tests are getting weirder and weirder!!" "Oh well, ours is not to reason why....." He was never seen again.... - Ronn M.
"Hey, bin Laden! This is the only way out -- and you have to get by ME, first!" - Larry Smith
ok, now give me a "t",give me a "r",give me an "a" - maj. malone
"The born-again soldier" - green guerrilla
I thought I saw a Talyban and he was this big - cowboy67
"now why am I standing here in the mouth of this cave again? Oh yeah, someone said it was where Osama was hiding and I have to tackle him if he tries to escape." - Anna Aitken, M
Using the new Virtual GI Joe M-16 front sight, Sgt. Riley awaited his target. - marinebrat
For some unknown reason, Pvt. "Gullable" Glenn was always picked to hold up the tunnell wall. - Navy Mom
The crowd is amazed as the French judge gives the Russian cave dancer excessively high scores, regardless of the imperfections in his routine. - AorM? Falco
all together now-- "Deep and wide" - dancncowboy2
So this is what the captain meant about crawling up his.... - Mike
This US Spec Ops trooper uses the tried and true scarecrow defense to fend of Al Quaeda cavedwellers. - Marauder
Military leaders decide to try a new form of psycological warfare, put a soldier in the tunnel and play a recording of Bomber coming thru the tunnel to drive them out. - BROKENUSMC
A member of the top secret Air Force Special Forces Team, "The BATS", prepares for take off. - Snake Eyes
As Private Simmons readied himself for his new life in the military, he expressed to his C.O., that he loved the Marines "This Much". - airwingjim
Red Rover....Red Rover.... - Wilkes,Fraser,W
This is the very first photograph known to man of the newest miliatary spy plane. - MARADATA
Private Jonah and the Whale - Bob the Nailer
Well General, everything checks out ok on your PHA. One last thing...your rectal examination. - CON-man
And you're sure I'll be able to fly when the wind starts. - Brian Keene
Nope! Its not big enough. The Lt is bigger than this! - Tai Mai Shu
Neeeeeeooowww... oh no! I've lost my wing! - Col. DarkFire~ss
I'm tellin' you! it was like THIS big. - Col. DarkFire~SS
Fearing the next mission, Pvt. Wilson took Sarg litterly when he said "We won't take tea, today" - Col. DarkFire~SS
When the captain said "Don't worry, he'll fit like a tee," he meant it! - Col. DarkFire~SS
Special new Double-Hand Salute. - Col. DarkFire~SS
OK, now listen up recruits! We walk like this down here so we don't bump into the walls. Any questions? - Umm sir...? Why don't we use our Night Vision Goggles?... - Col. DarkFire~SS
Yu are now entering, THe Twilight Zone, where all men walk with arms extended. De De De De, De De De De - Col. DarkFire~SS
Jesus comes in camo. - Kevin 03
OK, since I can't play airplane outside, this is the next best thing! - Jazzman990
"The walls there closing in,aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh." - USMCGonnaBe
.... And if I were this big, would I still fit? - Racer1309
Yes its wide enough so we can play airplane in here! - rodspats
I have heard of kissing the General's ass, but this is going too far. - Cadet Vodka
First Seargent said if I put my "wings" up in this wind tunnel - I would fly . . . - USCGBruce
I'm telling you Sarge, it was this big! - smith-r
it was about this big, sir! - vettedog
Yah, I think it will fit! - Stone cold Joe
Deep in the heart of his lair, Sgt. Brave knew Osama was hiding. Little does he know Sgt. Brave's "Iron cross" blockade will surely mark his doom! - MS
Wee! I can fly! - GI Jenny
The light he sees at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. - Dina D.
Ok private, we'll be flushing them out this way any minute, just keep your arms up and hold them back. - Jay-P
Fire up the afterburner Roscoe, I ready for takeoff. - Checkmate
The only one to rise for the early morning P.T. - goat
Missing something prior to takeoff. - goat
Simon says, Move one step forward.. - Luci
Damn, That Bin Laden sure is one big asshole!!! - JIM
An old, retired LSO just will NOT quit! Even if it means directing the bats in him home town. - Lupin1
army special forces called in for full cavity search on 50 ft woman - mr sedler
Ok Private, you just keep your holes in these to leeks and I'll climb to the top of the dam and see if I can get you some help... - 19Kilo
Next exercise will be the arm rotations, position of the exercise move, exercise begin! - G-man
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
