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Best Captions Contest #55
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Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
The Winners:
Are you guys serious? When the LT said to take the weapon you were most familiar with, you went with WATER BOTTLES??? -Doc Golden
"I did not, have sexual relations...." -Dan
"OK look, we know it's him. One of us has to get discharged, then you take the credit and we can split the $25 million between us all." -Future NSWC
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt:)
That's twice now that I've told you not to drink the water here! -Bob the Nailer
"The trick is to blow the rifle at A minor" -Troy
I want my....babyback, babyback, baby back, Chili's babyback ribs... -Mr. Bob
Alright! I'm sick of it. I wanna be team leader! Let's arm wrestle! -PooleeOfUSMC
You keep pointing that bottle at me from your crotch, I'm telling you, I'll slap you so hard you're momma's gonna cry! -Ian
What are you taling about? I didn't trade your covers to that arab guy with the camel for this water? -airborne82
"Look I agree that Secret is made for women, but it is still strong enough for a man!" -Matt
I keep telling you guy's I'm not in the military. I was kidnapped by pirates and sold to the US Military. -Checkmate
IT's easy. Rock, Scissors and Paper. Paper covers Rock, Rock smashes Scissors, and Scissors cuts Paper. This is Scissors.. Wanna play? -PaulFalk
I got this invisible bottle of water from an arab over by Kandahar. Even tastes invisible. -Lifer
For those of you who still do not understand I will go over it one more time, you have a water bottle and you have an M-16. -MARADATA
Here's how we did it on Lexington and 125th St in New York City. -George Malsam
"Ya know what I'm saying?" -Wayno
See - paper covers rock - your jump! -Rick Bates
See if you blow into the end of the rifle, it will play a tune -Dancncowboy2
Listen to this, it's like blowing into a bottle of pop! -usmcgruntmom
"Ok guys...one more time from the top..." -Scott
Ok, which one of you crackers farted? -Army Babe
Hey Billy, pull my finger. -SKC
Okay Sarge, now lets go over this one more time. Do we go on two, or three? -SKC
Okay who took my water bottle! -SKC
Well you see what happened was...back when I was with the D boys we had Osama as our squadron mascot, but due to the polital pressures of the time... -neurojrl
this stuff under mt FINGERNAIL would make a better slodier then you boy! -Col. DarkFire~SS
Okay, we finally got a chance to get rid of the beret and look like real soldiers: let's make the best of it! -SGM Bob
"I swear...I saw him with my own eyes!!! Bin Laden was wearing a dress!!" -Cecilki
Alright, I'm going to ask one more time. Who farted? -Becky
Listen here Pilgram, Don't make me use this finger pistol on you. -dunny33
"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot" -Dan
Pay attention...I'm going to show you the quick way to pull teeth on the battlefield. -Cadet PO2
Well, here we are agin, at the back of the bus ! -Louie, Turner F.
(Rappin')Boom Da Boom, I'm goin' to da desert land, Gonna get the Osama man! -G-man
Simon Says " drop your water " -chippy__22
"It all started on a cold day on a Navy ship, just like this one. There were seven guys waiting to go on a mission, just like us. Then, all of a sudden, the annoncement came over the intercom. THE TV WAS OUT!!!!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" -Lupin1
(Man with hand up)"Ok FNG's, pop quiz, how do you stop a Taliban tank? No, you shoot the guys pushing it. -Michael Martinez
(Man with hand up)"Ok, ok, ok, I got one. What is the five-day forecast for Afghanistan? Two days!" -Michael Martinez
"You'd better save some of that water, boy. Now, who was it who said 'he couldn't lock ALL of us up in here?'" -shes4u
"How you doin"...Hey...how you doin?""...How you doin" -JON JON808
Whooo, that one really stunk! -Conley
If he doesn't shutup, I am gonna stuff this up his nose! -ozreiuosn
Private Rodgers explained his new idea to increase army enlistment, "We have bottled water." -Dan
"READ MY LIPS" "NO NEW ORDERS" -ROUGHNECK1982
Ok guys, tell me one more time, how do I say stop, and get on the ground? (in their language.) -Raymond Folsom
