Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #5
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The Winners:
I don't care how mad he'll be when he wakes up. He shouldn't have washed our BDUs with those stupid UN berets! - Ian
I'll be danged, Sir, this guy's wearing those Victoria's Secret undies! - Steve
Okay, careful now. If we pull the wrong end this whole thing will explode. - Dragonfly228
Honorable Mentions:
At first, Staff Sergeant Johnson took the news of his promotion calmly. Then, he began a breakdance, forgetting to first hang up the phone - Military Guide.
Wait, wait, I remember now. The toe bone is connected to the..damn, I forgot the rest. - Stevie Raves On
Never mind that, just deal... - Bob D
Dang it's cold out there! It's so cold our cammies turned blue! - HoopMatron
The only place you should not apply a tourniquet is around the neck. - Kirk
Don't ask and he won't tell!!! - Cecilki
This little piggy . . . - Mr JAG
I got his boots, now will someone get his wallet! - PV1
Hey guys!, we play rock/paper/scissors for the boots. - PV1
You're right men, this is the worst hangnail I've ever seen. - Kel
See, I was right, the foot bone IS connected to the ankle bone. - AUmugg
This is the new way to test a patients reflexes...This little piggy went to the market. This little Piggy... - Jim Czerniak
Hurry! He's still sound asleep, but the lawn sprinklers will come on in about 5 minutes. - Kenneth Benesh
This little piggy went to market... - Navy Mom
Ok we taped the stick on the left foot and the rock on the right one - now let him try to break cadence. - Fubar
No! No! No! I am certain that the field manual said "Left foot to left leg" - Fubar
Wow, What a nice pedicure!!!!! - Joy Spaulding
Just remember, if we don't untie him, he can't file a complaint about it. - Hong Kong Bob
And this is an ingrown toenail. To remove it you... - dadsbrat
Hey guys, I think you're taking the "Tickle Monster" game a little too far... - HMSMARK
Quick! tie his shoelaces together before he wakes up. - PV1
A demonstration of the ancient oriental tickle torture. - PV1
We won't stop until you say "Uncle"! - PV1
OK...TIE IT HERE! now wrap that strap....Good, Tell Capt. Houdini,just to lay back, we know what we are doing.... - Big Guy
Yes Sir, I think he needs to clip his toenails too. - Mama-n-law
This won't hurt a bit . . . - Brad
Right! No punishment for security lapses on the Cole, that doesn't mean we can't take his shoes off and tickle him till he wets his pants. - ziggy
HA!,you see,that blood proves that this is not a dummy were working on! You owe me 20 bucks. - Noone
Wait is that his leg or his arm....Oh Hell I for get!! - shooterjr1
Your boot laces are to tight,thats why your uniforms are turning blue. - Stubby
Damn it, the next time you put bear trap in the bathroom you better make sure that you tell someone. - Grim Roach
But DOC all I got is an ingrown toenail!!! - GRIFF
uumm..guys, this isn't funny anymore - spider- in- the- jarhead
