Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #44
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The Winners:
No, I've never done this before, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.- nefly
Private Smith was secretly thankful for all the hours he had spent as a boy playing "Operation Game".- Navy Mom
Alright, here's the drill. "Rock, Paper, Scissors." Loser lights that little "thingy" in the back. Everyone run like hell.- //Chief(ret) kvb//
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt:)
If bombs came with spellcheckers, it wouldn't take four sailors five hours to figure out how to spell "al-Qaida"- USAF Ace
"Hold on to your turbans, its going to be a bumpy ride!" -US Navy- USAF Ace
"If you can read this, you are two close." -US Navy- USAF Ace
"Look on the bright side, you'll soon have plenty of space to park your SUV." -US Navy- USAF Ace
"So I hear you like bombs, we have plenty of bombs!" -US Navy- USAF Ace
"We bomb'a Osama" -US Navy- USAF Ace
"This is what napalm smells like in the morning" -US Navy- USAF Ace
What's the prognosis doctor???- Michael H. Standart
I wonder what this wire does...- John S. Black
"Do you see that button there? Don't touch it"- ben giem
I tricked up my first Estes rocket 5 years ago in High School, why? - PaulJFalk
"Do you really think that we can get away with putting a paper clip in this thing?"- ben giem
The book says to use a 10mm wrench. What the hell is a mm?- Stevie Raves On
Hold on guys, here it comes. I think it's a boy.- Tony Campo
Did he say to pull the red or green one?- Doe
Are you sure your contact is in here?- slider
Man!!! Just how many Navy mechanics DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb????- Lt_1117USMC
Alright, who stuck their chewing gum in here?!- Osprey65
Hey guys. My helmet fell in there. Must get it out, cant afford to pay for it.- yllib72
"We haven't got all day! Hurry with your message, Jones, it doesn't have to be in nice handwriting." - Ineffective Mosquito
All for one and one for all- dmkcap
How do you spell Osama ? I know how to spell the nasty words ok,.... but Osama ???#*#@&- Big Guy
"Awww guys, look at the cute little missile, its so adorable, I think it looks like the...let me touch it!!!"- Quincy Mason
SNAKE EYES AGAIN!- THE BEV
No, I'm not from EOD. But, I slept at a Holiday Inn last night.- Lifer
"Ah! I see it! It's bin Laden!" "It is not! It's General Shelton!" "I say it's am F-14." "No way, it's one heck of a sexy AT-4!" "Dang these hidden picture things..."- Almost_There
Red wire or blue wire, red wire or blue wire... Dang. Ok, any bets on blue?!- WingsOfBlue
"Are you sure this is how we trigger this thing?"- Cecilki
Yeh, I got it. Osama's grid coordinates are.......- Retired Eagle
The firing pin goes there, no it goes here, no it goes over here, no it goes........- Johnny D. Johnson
Look! I tell ya. It's ALWAYS the red wire.- The Universal Curmudgeon
NO! NO! Do I have to call you "Chewie"! That ones goes there! This one goes here!- Daniel Novak R
Do I cut the red wire or the green one?- Bob the Nailer
From: Santa Claus...to: Osama Bin Laden Merry Christmas!- Bob the Nailer
bin led, no, ben lidd, no bin ladden- Bear
Dear Lord.... Grant this, your' Bomb of Bombs the Megatonage to destroy and good guidence to seek out those who would foolishly attempt to harm our Great land. - Rimfire
(spelling) "YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE"- Asstchief48
Petty Officer Jack writes "To Osama, With Love, The Navy"- cuffdaddy
"The fuse lines connected to the detonator, the detonator is connected to..."- XGEP
Where do you put the friggin batteries?- Danger
00:06, 00:05, 00:04, "Hey Bleschmidt, what do you think it's counting down to?"... 00:03, 00:02, 00:01, "???????"- Emma Jean
Is the "B" in bin Laden capitalized or not?- Armysapper
It's a smart bomb, right? So how do I enter Osama Bin Ladin as the target on this tiny keypad?-
So now bin Laden want's an engraved message? Okay...- Pappy
Uh, guys I think it's the blue wire with the red stripe, not the red wire with the blue stripe!- afwife5288
TO: Osama Bin Laden FROM: The Untied States of America Subject: Good morning this is your wake up call- Brownie
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OUR CLASS?- Bones
Red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue wire? Eniee meenie minie moe, Catch a tiger my his toe.......- CJY761
OK guys my entire head is glowing a brighter red than my shirt---if we don't figure out how to arm this sucker soon, I am gonna explode- Navy Mom
Osama, If you are having trouble reading this, take a step closer.- bolloxx
Where's the figamajig that belongs in here?- Skipper
Seen here the delta pit crew making last minute ajustments to their entry in the next flight deck missile race.- Oilcan
After running low on ammunition, Seaman Jones and his pals rig up the boat's septic tank for launch.- Semper Fi Falco
Hey, I know it's not knitting. But how else do we get an Afghan?- Cap
"What's that your writin Bill? To Ben Laden with love???" hmmm- longhunter
Are you sure that your contacts fell into the firing pin assembly?- George Malsam
OK guys, they gave us the mission but not the funding AGAIN so we all need to cut open our MRE heaters and pour the powder in here...- Cecile Galt
Hey Frank, Where's Waldo.....Right here- Dunnny33
Are you sure there are only 2 instructions? It says right here "1) Arm the bomb. 2) Deliver it to Osama"- bolloxx
I know we were told these packages were all going special delivery. But you'll have to use regular mail to send this letter to your girlfriend.- bolloxx
SEE I TOLD YOU THE THINGAMAGIG WAS HOOKED TO THE WHATAMACALLIT- BANKMAN
B-I-N L-A-D...- DeeJay
I told you we couldnt write "Fag" on the bomb- USMC-Bob
To disarm! Do I cut the red wire or black wire?- Goose
"Three x's, I win"- sethla
Hey, make sure you spell "hijack" correctly this time!- Snake-Eyes
Her labor pains are only one minute apart.- Smokey
Hmmm...does anyone know what A-R-M-E-D means?- USAF9
Where did they hide the remote? - Evil Twin
Just a lil early Christmas present Osama Bin Laden......- RECRUIT
"Attach to bottom of plane." was the inscription the sgt. read aloud while thinking to himself "what the hell is a plane?"- Beep
Now, if I cross these two wires here, we should be able to get HBO.- ffhammer
(From Star Trek VI) "Key please, doctor; time is short."- LCpl Hart
"Made in China...."- SGT96B
Hee Hee Who Hee Hee Who... "That's it, breath, okay, it's almost out! Congratulations!! It's baby firecracker!"- Brittni
(Tee hee, snicker snicker) What should we write? From America with Love Osama?- Devil Dogg
Dear Osama, Even though you have been naughty, I didn't want you to be empty handed this Christmas. Enjoy! Love, Santa Claus- Simpleton
I'm going to make sure Bin laden knows who hit him. I hope he can read.- Bluejay
Red or Green?- Teil Plont
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
