Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #3
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Winners:
Young sailor, I've been in this Navy a long time and I believe this steath stuff is a bunch of crap. In fact, I think I see the fighter over the horizon now... - indiana913
"Would the next R&R victim please raise his hoop so the nice pilot can sling 'em shore-side?" - wilf-san2
Oh man! I hope it doesn't crap on me again. - Adam
Honorable Mentions:
Jeez, this baby is HEAVY: what no-brainer gassed it before a wheel-change? - wilf-san2
Yeah, I see it--we got it--you da man! Ain't no airplane sneaking up on THIS carrier! What's that noise? - Ian
Wow!You're right, Chief, she is blonde all over! - Steve
Oh shut up chicken little, the sky isn't falling... - McClellan
(Pilot to Nav): "God-damit, I thought you said it *was* a Harrier!" - wilf-san2
Tell that pilot to quit shaking if he wants his damn thing fixed! - Cecilki
OK Joe, ready the mail bag. On my three count stand back and let the Hook take it.- Jim Czerniak
Turn around guys this doesn't look pretty. - Mama-n-law
Say, do you guys hear something? - Allen, D.
Damn it!!I always get it wrong...Port is on what side ??? - Big Guy
"DUCK !" - "Wayno"
Now where did we put that jet... - McClellan
Whats this button do...- McClellan
Now, what am I supposed to be paying attention for...- McClellan
Mom always warned me against getting picked-up by Navy fly-boys.......- wilf-san2
(DoD R&D voiceover)"....then the personnel skid carrier is then dropped on-or-near the enemy carrier group....." - wilf-san2
"Didn't we get our anthrax shots, already?" - wilf-san2
It took much team effort to get Captain Clark's hot air jet balloon under control. - Navy Mom
This is the *last* time I respond to an ad in these Navy contact mags!" - wilf-san2
This is the way to work on these wheels. - Smitty
Ready for the tailhook party, guys? - Bill
You owe me a beer! I told you I could balance an airplane on my ear! - cptward
Pull up!!!! - Chris
Hurry up, guys. This baby is getting heavy! - Joe
I know you were the best at Top Gun, but where did you learn to land a plane like that? - Grim Roach
This isn't as heavy as we thought. - Air Force Academy 2005
Hey, has anyone seen that new stealth plane I've been hearing about??? - Wizzo
Keep looking, its out there somewhere - BNCO
Bravo Charlie 44, I still don't have you in sight! - Ken Benesh
Excuse me Sir, I know I said my tooth was really hurting, but isn't there another way to pull it? - Ed Keeney
Naval stealth technology at work! - PV1
Where the heck is that plane? I hear it, but don't see it. - PV1
Which Plane are we suppost to be watching? - USAFbandit
I'm not realy sure but i think it is a remote control for somethihg - mike
whoa, your remote controled aroplane kicks @$$!!! - case
"I told you getting a "flat top" would confuse the pilots! - Yeahryt
Maybe if we hide behind here, they won't find us. Uh, oh...- hmsmark


