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Military Photo of the Week

Best Captions Contest #3

Official DOD Photograph

Winners:

Young sailor, I've been in this Navy a long time and I believe this steath stuff is a bunch of crap. In fact, I think I see the fighter over the horizon now... - indiana913

"Would the next R&R victim please raise his hoop so the nice pilot can sling 'em shore-side?" - wilf-san2

Oh man! I hope it doesn't crap on me again. - Adam

Honorable Mentions:

Jeez, this baby is HEAVY: what no-brainer gassed it before a wheel-change? - wilf-san2

Yeah, I see it--we got it--you da man! Ain't no airplane sneaking up on THIS carrier! What's that noise? - Ian

Wow!You're right, Chief, she is blonde all over! - Steve

Oh shut up chicken little, the sky isn't falling... - McClellan

(Pilot to Nav): "God-damit, I thought you said it *was* a Harrier!" - wilf-san2

Tell that pilot to quit shaking if he wants his damn thing fixed! - Cecilki

OK Joe, ready the mail bag. On my three count stand back and let the Hook take it.- Jim Czerniak

Turn around guys this doesn't look pretty. - Mama-n-law

Say, do you guys hear something? - Allen, D.

Damn it!!I always get it wrong...Port is on what side ??? - Big Guy

"DUCK !" - "Wayno"

Now where did we put that jet... - McClellan

Whats this button do...- McClellan

Now, what am I supposed to be paying attention for...- McClellan

Mom always warned me against getting picked-up by Navy fly-boys.......- wilf-san2

(DoD R&D voiceover)"....then the personnel skid carrier is then dropped on-or-near the enemy carrier group....." - wilf-san2

"Didn't we get our anthrax shots, already?" - wilf-san2

It took much team effort to get Captain Clark's hot air jet balloon under control. - Navy Mom

This is the *last* time I respond to an ad in these Navy contact mags!" - wilf-san2

This is the way to work on these wheels. - Smitty

Ready for the tailhook party, guys? - Bill

You owe me a beer! I told you I could balance an airplane on my ear! - cptward

Pull up!!!! - Chris

Hurry up, guys. This baby is getting heavy! - Joe

I know you were the best at Top Gun, but where did you learn to land a plane like that? - Grim Roach

This isn't as heavy as we thought. - Air Force Academy 2005

Hey, has anyone seen that new stealth plane I've been hearing about??? - Wizzo

Keep looking, its out there somewhere - BNCO

Bravo Charlie 44, I still don't have you in sight! - Ken Benesh

Excuse me Sir, I know I said my tooth was really hurting, but isn't there another way to pull it? - Ed Keeney

Naval stealth technology at work! - PV1

Where the heck is that plane? I hear it, but don't see it. - PV1

Which Plane are we suppost to be watching? - USAFbandit

I'm not realy sure but i think it is a remote control for somethihg - mike

whoa, your remote controled aroplane kicks @$$!!! - case

"I told you getting a "flat top" would confuse the pilots! - Yeahryt

Maybe if we hide behind here, they won't find us. Uh, oh...- hmsmark

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