Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #21
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The Winners:
No not Luke! I said, "I am your Father, Puke!!! Now drop and give me 20! - neurojrl
Damn gun control. These wooden rifles suck! - SSGMau
Sgt. Bilko was caught off guard when Pee Wee whispered "Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho!" - Navy Mom
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
WAZ UP!!! - XGEP
When your rifle's jammed, your knife is broken, and your grenades are at the bottom of the channel, you're left with only one option...morning breath. Semper fermentus! - NukeOfficer
Top: hold up there son, you need to change into some bdu's befor you can come and play with us - madfish
I think they issued
me a loaded weapon sir.....<
What happened when Gunny disagreed with the ump's call during the batalion baseball game.... - afwife5288
Luke, I am your Father - SSGMau
Look here, I think I got a splinter in my pinky. - SSGMau
Look at me! Remember this face? I hope you can be as fast as you did in the car park this morning. - Robert Hui Hong Kong
Hold on a sec sarge! I gotta sneeze!!! - Froggomad
When hockey and the military go bad -- Part III - AF4Life
Care for a breath mint? - Dave Schuck
Less filling!.....Taste great!.....Less filling!....Taste great! - Bill
You do and I'll tell my First sergeant! - Cecilki
Gee! I finally get to meet the Master, and I've got gas...- Retired to Work Again
Hey soldier, never, I say again, never point a loaded gun at me again!!!!!!!!! - yllib72
You're not Skywalker. How did you get in here? - PaulFalk
I TOLD YOU BEFORE SOLDIER! Eyes open when you play air guitar! - Karen
Listen Ref: I told you we don't bat in the army we shoot; the only out in this ungame is you, keep your wood - my3sons_aaa
The lacross field is over there! - Hugh
Halt ! What goes there ? - Rick
See, I TOLD you that was gonna happen.....! - O-4
I'm tellin ya UMP......the baseball field is three blocks from here!! - viewcam
Do to poor ticket sales, the NHL tries a new look. - medic 173rd abn
This is the new Marine Corps pugile stick! I will show you how to use it. - Jaguar
You may be bigger but that just puts me closer to your cajones. Jim Dickson
For I am your father, Luke - Cpl Black
I'm sorry sir, but I lost my M16. So I figured I'd use my initiative and make one out of wood!!! - Sgt Leg
Told ya I'd come back...You is in control now, Mr. Recruiter!?!?!? - Frydaddy
I was part of the Elian Gonzalez snatch and grab detail, and you think you can stop me with your wooden rifle? - Tim
Sticks and Stones may break my bones . . . - MrJAG
*private cries* i want a face mask too!!! IG! IG! IG! - jeeparmyguy
My stick is bigger than yours. - Jazzer
And to think I gave up umpiring for this, playing with make believe wooden guns. - Tony Campo
Would you like a breath mint, Sir? - GRITS
The beef stew MRE is mine, I saw it first! - Brooks
Private Luke, I am your father. - Brooks
Yes it is! My toy gun is so more deadly than your make believe Jedi Laser Stick and I can prove it. - AUmugg
Less filling. Tastes great! - Meathead
Dude, get a breath mint! - Meathead
I am the Future of the Corps....Now take this paddle and swim...!! - Jon Jon
I don't know why we still have to be trained this way. They have never seen any enemy face in Gulf! - Robert Hui Hong Kong
When the NHL and UCMJ (retired) come to blows, its never pretty. - Jason C.
...and the winners for the 2001 USMC "Air Guitar" Competition. - Tnkwarrior
leave me alone you big bully or i,ll tell my mommy - weasel
I am Lacutius of Borg! You will be assimilated! Resistance is Futile: I have a large stick to beat you with! YOU WILL SUBMIT! - Jay
