Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #12
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The Winners:
Obi Wan? I haven't heard that name in years. - Veuxdeux
Hey soldier, Pull my thumb. - PaulFalk
Achmed's "Popeye" impression was the last straw. The Navy silenced him with the 16 inch guns. - P3C-AT
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt:)
The "Army of One" Campaign had some unexpected consequences. - Mil Guide
No, I don't have the slightest idea where I am. The last thing I remember is, I was flying over Verdun at 13,000 feet in my new Spad S.XIII. I dove on a formation of Fokker D VII's. I got one in my sights. Then there was this big blue light, and here I am. - kbenesh
AAAARRRRR Jim Lad! Me new leg's fine. Ye don't have to hold me hand. ARRRRR! Yo ho ho, where's me bottle o' rum? - Ian
How did I know it was the Officer's latrine. - Neilk
Excuse me Captain Sir, your plane is over this way. - Hugh
"Don't step in it" "But I did already on the way in" - Brian
Man! When you said your last piece of gum, I thought you meant UNCHEWED! - Kc
Smells like you steped in it! - Ace
Santa Claus & The Man Doing the Kosovo Two-Step - Van
Overseas amusement - Hokey Pokey Line Dancing! - Navy Mom
Mr president, please come with me. I have a restraining order preventing you from inspecting the female enlisted barracks. ( Recognize the lips behind the beard. ) - PaulFalk
"you do the hokey-pokey an' ya turn yerself..." Left foot... LEFT FOOT IN this time! - Dee
A drunk enlisted man gets help from civilan - kji
no!! i said put the right foot in and take the left foot out. - dubois
Arrrgh! Are ye shure yer not a sailor? - Joe Cole
Arr, quite a grip ya got there soldier. Give popeye a break. - Walka
a Native learns to line dance...."no, no, no - right leg first then left...hold my hand..." - miclicman
Careful, don't step in the dog turd! - Stefan
Just cause I'm holding your hand don't you be giving me that winking eye stuff you here it ain't like that. I know you took that chicken. - Rita Sue
Why is this GI holding my hand? - Rick Rose
May I have this dance? - Da wiggla
"Watch it, Soldier! I'm not that kind of guy! - Cecilki
I don't see your glass eye anywhere, let's go check the Lost & Found! - Dr SuSE
Want to see the back seat of my HMMVEE? - gunmaster
sanford and son are contracted to clean up after desert storm - recon
Due to fallbacks on enlistments, The Army has now instituted a new expansion on the recruiting age - Cpl Black
I told you not to take so much viagra. - dancncowboy2
Jere K. Forbus - Jere
Hold up Popeye, there's no Olive Oil here! - wolf
Come on Grandpa, we need your glasses. - Wayno
OK - One more time! You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and your turn it all about!!! - Retired Eagle
"Thank you so very much, soldier! How can I ever thank you? I know! You can have my glass eye!" "Uhh, that's OK. Keep it. It's the thought that counts." - Puppers
"I Thought These Damn VIP Tours Were Supposed To Be Done With !!!" - CharleyNoble
"army of one" recruitment slogan creator captured and to be shot. Ties to anti-american, communist groups alleged. - mrran
Hey buddy....I took this island 50 yrs ago, whats new? - Bill
Finders . . . . Keepers! - Rich
The United States Army announced today that because of severe criticism the "Army of One" recruitment campaign will be replaced by the new "May The Force Be With You" slogan featuring Obi Wan Kenobi from the movie "Star Wars". - Scout
Due to the shortage of new recruits, the U.S. Army has increased the age limit to 90 yrs old for enlistment. Featured above is a new recruit being assisted by his Drill Sergeant during his first day at the reception battalion. - Scout
No Poopdeck, I haven't seen Popeye,Olive-Oil, or Sweet Pea. - rimfire
No, you put your RIGHT foot in. - winnie
Put your right foot in... and shake it all about. - Ski
Watch it sir, this is what we call a Bouncing-Betty. - c/Maj Robinson
Which line did you want me walk? - Chuck White
Yah crazy drunk civilans! - xgep
You never know when you'll meet that special someone!! - Gary. H.
Hey you uh green guy. This iss a like that sshhow. MASH. Do do youu knoww where the swamp iss. - Mike G.
Come along Mr. Sanford, your sister-in-law is waiting. - Ed Clark
Hold my hand and make a face like this. Now repeat after me...There's no place like home, there's no place like home...- Bryan J Garner
If they don't ask, we won't tell. - SGT BS
I've always wanted my very own "Tickle-Me Old Guy" - John Doe
What do you mean, "You're here to bring peace to Ireland?" - Bill
I might not have the same fancy getup, but I can make the same face - Tony Campo
Sure solder, I'll show where you the way back. - carjack65
Ok, pal. I warned you. I will put your left eye in your pocket if I catch you again. You're not going to like where I put your right eye! Have a nice day! - Steveo Bluesman
A poll released today asked American soldiers to decide which nation has the ugliest prostitutes. - Mark Diamanti
Don't Ask - c/Amn Roach
That felt good, pull it again. - Cybertech
Sir, I think we just located O.B. One from the last star wars episode. - Devil
Watch out for the doggie poo. - James
Sir, this man seems to have a hernia right...HERE. - JSTARSFlyer
i told you not to eat that military chow - weasel
the lattest accused in the "fashion crimes in Sweeden" campaign that the UN is sponsoring in order to keep citizens from looking like...people who have commited a fashion crime in sweeden! - Jay
Here's one of your contacts, sir. I'm still looking for the other lens. - Meathead
It's never too late to "Be an Army of one!" - Wray
No dawg, I ain't got no Whisky no mo'. - Anyo
ooohhh, yeah sarge, just alittle more to the right!!! - Woody
I warn you Sargeant, My helicopter is older than I am - Thumper1
The Army of One's new "Hard-poke-in-the-eye" method of peace keeping is proving terribly ineffective. - P3C-AT
Yep.. That's a mine that you just stepped on.. - P3C-AT
