Military Jokes and Humor

At Da Nang, a tough, experienced Marine lieutenant was indoctrinating a group of men fresh in for service in his platoon. "Don't never sell these boys out here short! They're rough, tough, real blitzers! Never mind what you learnt in trainin', fergft all that jazz and remember they're battle-tough and take no sh*t. Don't let lem out of your sight. If they jump fer cover, you jump, too. Don't never take your eye off 'em."

One GI piped up, "Just how near to the Viet Cong are we, Lieutenant?"

" Who the hell said anything about the VC?" the off icer shouted, "I'm talking about my own Gunnies!"