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Following Orders

By Rod Powers, About.com

Airman Jones comes straight to his First Sergeant. He complains that his NCOIC is totally nuts and out to get him. Jones adds, "I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to jump into a lake."

The First Sergeant replies "I don't think that's right, but if it ever happens, report to me directly."

Noting the thrilled expression on the airman's face, he adds... "But you jolly well be wet when you report to me."

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