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Iraqi Jokes


Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

    A: Nothing, yet.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?

    A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?

    A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?

    A: Duck

Q: Whats the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?

    A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

    A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?

    A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?

    A: He elected to receive.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

    A: Turkey.

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?

    A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

    A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?

    A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.

Q: How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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