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ASVAB Scores

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The NCO Club at a base had a new robotic bartender installed.

An NCO came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What was your ASVAB Score when you joined the military?"

The NCO replied, "99."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.

The NCO listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What was your ASVAB Score?"

The man responded, "70."

So the robot started talking about the football, baseball and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third NCO came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What was your ASVAB Score when you joined the military?"

The NCO replied, "40."

The robot then said, "So, what's up in the world of First Sergeants, these days?"

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