Jokes, humorous stories, and funny photos about the United States Military, including jokes and humor about the United States Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard.
Are you ready for the final test?........
If this won't keep you in the military, nothing will...
T'was the night before Christmas...
Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women….
What to do if you are attacked by an anaconda in the Amazon Jungle...
You can tell a lot from the ASVAB score...
The funniest thing happened while attending boot camp...
He didn't think it would turn out this way...
A list of things bin Laden wishes to get accomplished.
A selection of riddles about the Taliban and Bin Laden.
New method of birth control for members of the Armed Forces.
Which service has the bravest enlisted folks?
You gotta love them Brits.
Camouflage uniform wear policies of the military services.
What to do with captured cows...
Career Field Management policies of the military services.
A few common sense rules for combat….
Making the best of a bad situation...
A D.I.'s Rules for Dating his Daughter.
A letter to China from the people of the United States.
Decoration & Award standards for the military services.
What does "Colonel" really mean?.....
A necessary National Policy....
The Department of Defense Super-Computer which can solve any military problem...
Duty hour standards for the military services.
The real evolution of mankind.
Careful what the recruiter promises you...
General Grant's favorite songs.
The four scariest things in the Military.
I'm often asked about the best way to exercise in order to get into shape for basic training...
Good night actually means "Shut Up."
Haircut standards of the military services.
Well, it *might* be true.....
Phrasing is everything....
Ever wonder how the military determines which job positions will be assigned to a unit?
List of ways to drive your barracks roommate right up the wall.
A military intelligence analyst resigns...
What those comments on performance reports really mean...
A handful of short Iraq Riddles.
There is a lot of talk about the United Nations creating a combined strike force with troops from several nations included in it...
Talking dog for $20.00?.....
It's the little things that count.....
How the Services communicate.
How to deal with headhunters...
Leave & liberty standards of the military services.
Rules to live by in flight combat.
Disagreement between President Lincoln and General McClellan...
A walk through the desert.
Meal & ration standards of the military services.
Memo from Bin Laden to his "Cavemates."
So, where do those Military Specifications really come from?
A couple of dozen short Military Academy jokes.
Jokes, humor, and funny stories about the Military. Old Guys
A little officer bashing.....
Protocol standards of the military services.
Each of the branches have their own rules of conduct and behavior.
Watch that latest military blockbuster movie, but you're at a loss as to some of the military terms they used? Here's a basic primer.
Lincoln's reply to a Mother's demand...
Definitions from the Weekend Warriors...
13 Excuses NATO uses to justify bombing the wrong target...
A different way of looking at things...
Raise your right hand, and repeat after me.
With the advent of the fighting in Afghanistan, U.S. G.I.'s have a new name.
A simple explanation of the origin of officer rank insignia...
The real-deal common sense test.
Recent orders to military troops deployed to Iraq…
Quotes and bits of wisdom from military pilots…
That's gratitude, for ya....
You can take the boy out of the country, but...
It's important that every military mission have a specific purpose...
Do real sergeants eat privates?
You wouldn't want to be stationed there.
Top 10 ways Saddam celebrated the anniversary of his capture…
I guess that you never heard how my Great Great Great Half Uncle Herman once saved an entire company of US cavalry from marauding indians...
Interservice Rivalry at its best.
Stupid questions get good answers.
Due to the budget cut, new TDY procedures are in effect.
You know your unit is too advanced when.....
Are you one of those who think today's military basic training is too easy? Here's 10 ways to make it harder.
An Air Force person and a Marine in a bar...
The retired general asked his former aid to come work for him...
The perfect enlisted computer...
And don't let anyone tell you different.
The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations.
A Russian Private, Cuban Private, American Private, and American Colonel are riding on a train....
You're never too old to fight....
A lawyer tries to arrange for a VA home loan for his client...
You can't beat the prices in this bar...
Seen any good movies lately?
Ireland declares war on Iraq.....
....but maybe it's not Hell for everyone.
Well, it depends, actually…..
Watch out, Bin Laden.....We may just be crazier than you are!
The humorous origins of several military words and phrases...
Where the phrase, You’ve Got to be Kidding Me, came from. British OER Standards
