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Marine Corps Humor

Marine Corps Humor. Military jokes and humorous stories about and concerning the United States Marine Corps.

Department of the Navy
The story of how the Marines became a a branch under the Dept. of the Navy.....

51 Days
A job worth doing.........

A Marine in Hell
Some good news, and some bad news...

Alligator Shoes
Looking for a size 12?

Brain Surgery
Don't take out too much....

Brain Transplant
Something to think about.

Dating a Retired Marine
Gotta dress for the occasion...

Discussing Bosses
...everyone's got their own opinion about their "boss.".....

Farewell Salute
A Marine Corps 21 Gun Salute to President Clinton.

God Was Busy
Gotta love those Marines…

Guard Duty
The Marine Private and the General.

Homesickness
He has it worse, than most...

I'm Not Stupid
But then again.......

In Grand Marine Style
Leave it to the Marines....

Introductions
Who're you trying to impress?.......

Marine and the Five Year Old
One way to stop crying.....

Marine Christmas
Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Marine Corps Entrance Exam
Take the test to see if you qualify.

Marine Gate Guards
Two airmen visit a Marine Corps Base...

Marine in a Bar
A Marine walks into a bar...

Marines Go Hunting
See what happens when two Marines are left alone?

Navy & Marine Rules for Gun Fighting
Two different philosophies...

Not a Marine
Only a Marine can know....

Pointing the Finger
Some are destined to not make the cut...

Service Rivalry
Seals Vs. Green Beret.

Telling Marine Jokes
Be careful how you tell it...

The Enemy
Know who the real enemy is...

The Green Beret
To Date his daughter....

The Inspection
Answer the question, Private!...

The Tough Marine
A tough Marine leaves a bar one night....

Times are Tough
There's gotta be an easier way to get a date....

Uncle Ted
Marine Pilot

Valentine's Day
Why would anyone want to send bin Ladin a Valentine's Day card?

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