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See the plane.

The plane is WAaaaaay UP!

The plane has a big door.

You cannot see the big door.

Why cannot you see the big door.

Because the plane is WAaaaaay UP!

Does your house have a door?

It does!

But I'll bet that it is not as big as the big door on the plane that is WAaaaaay UP!

But the big door on the plane that is WAaaaaay UP is on the bottom, is the door on your house on the bottom?

Of course not, that would be silly.

Do you know what will happen if they open the big door on the bottom of the plane that is WAaaaaay UP!

That's right, things would fall out.

Oh look!

See the things coming down from the plane that is WAaaaaay UP!

I'll bet that someone opened the big door that is on the bottom of the plane that is WAaaaaay UP!

Oh look! They are going to fall into Mr. bin Laden's yard.

Do you think that Mr. bin Laden will be annoyed that those things falling out of the big door on the bottom of the plane that is WAaaaaay UP! are going to land in his yard?

You do

Do we tell Mr. bin Laden "Sorry, Mr. bin Laden."?

We don't?

What DO we tell Mr. bin Laden?

That's right, we tell Mr. bin Laden

"PPPPPPPHHHHHhhhhhhhhhT!".

Submitted by Universal Curmudgeon

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