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Are you one of those that think today's military basic training is too easy? Think it's not tough enough? Here are 10 easy ways that you can make basic training tougher.

1.) Don't march...shuffle

2.) After every pushup say: The power puff girls are tougher

3.) Wake up every 30 min in the middle of the night, poke your bunkmate and ask him if he just 'saw that'

4.) Whistle taps at morning muster

5.) Grind your teeth during inspection every time the RDC/TI/DI/DS bends down

6.) Sing "This old mare just ain't what she used to be" at the top of your lungs during the gas chamber

7.) Work the cafateria during service week and ask every recruit if they would like fries with that.

8.) Work the cafateria during service week and say 'and then' to every recruit repeatedly

9.) Spray paint the commander's car to look like the flag and stand saluting it until noticed

10.) Randomly scream "shoulda joined the marines" throughout your inprocessing days.

Submitted by BANJA210