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Of
all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted people.
This is not just theory; it's provable fact.
Take the Army. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Army private
wakes up to the bellowing of his First Sergeant. He grabs his BDUs out
of his foot locker, dresses, runs to the chow-hall for breakfast on the
fly, then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the company commander, a captain,
arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, soldier!"
Now take the Navy. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Sailor
is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles the 20 feet to his battle
station, stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he sits,
in the middle of a big, steel target, with nowhere to run, when the Captain
comes on the 1MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!"
Now take the Marines. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Marine
is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant and puts on the muddy set of
BDUs he was wearing on the field exercise he was part of three hours earlier.
He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his boots. He
runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his company commander,
a captain, comes out, gives the Marine a sharp salute, and says, "Give
'em Hell, Marine!"
And then there's the Air Force. When the s*** hits the fan, the
Airman receives a phone call at his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers,shaves,
and puts on the fresh uniform he picked up from the BX cleaners the day
before. He jumps in his car and cruises through the McDonalds drive-thru
for an Egg McMuffin and Coca-Cola on his way into work. Once at work,
he signs in on the duty roster. He proceeds to his F-15, spends 30 minutes
pre-flighting it, and signs off the forms. Pretty soon the pilot, a young
captain arrives, straps into the jet, and starts the engines. Our young
Airman stands at attention, gives the aviator a sharp salute, and says,
"Give 'em Hell, Captain!"
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