young guy of about 30-35, gets out of the Marines after Nam.
He lives his life like the American dream. When the War on Iraq comes
around he goes down to the local recruiting station, and tells the
recruiter "I want in, I wanna fight." But the recruiter says "Sorry
man your too old."
Fine." The guy says "I'll go to the Pentagon, I got a friend
there, he'll let me in!" So he goes to the Pentagon
and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight." But his friend
says "Sorry Buddy, your too old."
Fine the guy says, "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!" So he
goes out and buys himself a rowboat
and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting 'Semper Fi Do or Die OO-RAH-Rah!'
over and over again.
Then GOD goes up to St. Peter and says "ST. Peter,
what do I to stop this guy?" ST. Peter tells GOD, "Why don't
his brain?" "It's the soul of all thought."
So GOD takes the guy's brain. It doesn't phase him, 'Semper Fi Do or
GOD then says, "Now what?!" St. Peter replies, "Why don't
his heart?" "It's the seat of all emotion."
So God takes it. Doesn't phase the guy, 'Semper Fi Do or Die OO-RAH-RAH!'.
GOD then whines, "Now What Should I Do?!" St. Peter smiles
and says, "Take his balls."
SO GOD takes the guy's balls. The guy stops rowing, looks around,
turns his boat around chanting,
"Be.....all....that you can be."
Submitted by Tammy