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A brusque, pompous lady charged into President Lincoln's office one day. "Mr. President," she said, "I demand that my son be given a commission as a major, at least. I ask this not as a favor but as a right because my grandfather fought at Lexington, my father fought at New Orleans and my husband was killed at Monterey."

"Dear Madam," the President remarked smoothingly, "It seems to be that your family has done enough for this nation. It is now time to give somebody else a chance."

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