|Military Jokes & Humor|
General Joe Whigham is ordered by the Secretary of Defense to gather together a Navy Lieutenant and Captains from the Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force to discover why the services have trouble communicating with each other. He begins by saying that their first project task is to "secure" a certain building, and asks each of them to go home and prepare a list of steps for the project management plan and bring them to the meeting the next morning.
The Navy Lieutenant calls his Master Chief and says:
those swabs to:
Army Captain has his list in his notepad:
Marine Corps Captain writes down her steps on palm of her hand: