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Two private soldiers are on latrine detail, sweeping up soiled bits of toilet paper around the latrines. Just as they get all the bits swept up into a pile for collection, a gust of wind grabs one piece and sends it swirling into the camp, high above the heads of both soldiers. To their horror, it goes right in the window of the Colonel's office.

One soldier says to the other," I'll go in and get it, the old man is short sighted, half-deaf and naps alot. I should be fine."

So off he goes, slipping quietly into the Colonel's office. He comes back a minute later, shaking his head.

"Well, did you get it?" says the first soldier.

"No" the second sighs," I was too late. The old man had already signed it."