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The First Sergeant was inspecting the barracks and he overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "First Sergeant Powers has the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar."

Without missing a beat, First Sergeant Powers snarled, "Damned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about you!"