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A chaplain, a first sergeant, and a fighter pilot were playing golf one morning, and found themselves waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The first sergeant fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The fighter pilot chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The chaplain said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him - - - Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment.

The chaplain said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The fighter pilot said, "Good idea. And I'm going to see if the Officer's Wives Club can do anything for them."

The first sergeant said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"