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Fright Show

By Rod Powers, About.com

The four scariest phrases ever heard in the military:

    The E-1 who says, "I learned this in Basic Training..."

    The O-1 who says, "Based on my experience..."

    The E-5 who says, "Trust me, Sir..."

    The E-9 who chuckles, "Watch THIS sh*t..."


Even more scary:

    A Pfc with a badge.

    A 2nd lieutenent with a map.

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