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MARINES: Medals and badges are awarded for acts of gallantry and bravery only.

ARMY: Medals and badges are awarded for every bullet fired, every grenade thrown, every fitness test passed, and every bed made.

NAVY: Will have ships' engineers make medals for them as desired.

AIR FORCE: Will be issued all medals and badges, as they will most likely be awarded them at some point early in their careers anyway.