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President Lincoln was disgusted with the endless delaying tactics of General McClellan. The general continually refused to engage in battle with the rebels. And McClellan was equally scornful of President Lincoln.

Hence, when McClellan sent a nasty telegram to the President, "We have captured six cows. What shall we do with them," President Lincoln wired back "As to the six cows captured - milk them."

 

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