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In the Ozarks, there was a mountaineer that was reputed to have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of Co-pilot.

Three city folks went up in the mountains and wanted to rent him. "Good huntin dog, ... gonna cost ya $50 a day." They agreed, and three days later came back with the limit.

The next year they came back. "Co-pilot got better, gonna cost ya $75 a day." Again they agreed, and 2 days later came back with the limit.

The third year they came back and told the mountaineer they had to have Co-pilot, even if it cost $100 a day.

"You can have that worthless mutt for $5 a day, and I'm overcharging you $4."

"But I don't understand, what happened to him?"

"Well, had me one of them Herky crews from that there Air Base in Oakaloosa county come up and rent him. One of those idiots called him Pilot, and he has been sittin on his ass barkin ever since."