|Military Jokes & Humor|
|Coast Guard Christmas|
Twas the night before Christmas and all through each state,
Coast Guard families were starting to celebrate.
Just then from the white House came an urgent call,
A crisis had arisen that would affect one and all.
For Santa Claus had just landed in the Atlantic!
Santa, sleigh, and eight reindeer were going under.
Though the stockings were hung by the chimneys with care.
Poor Santa gurgled, "I'll never get there."
But some coast guard cutters with their rescue gear!
The officers and crew were so lively and quick;
Sure was a lucky break for good ole Saint Nick.
Rudolph was embarrassed, he felt like a jerk.
Poor Santa was soggy, but as anyone could see,
was very grateful to the U.S.C.G!
"If it weren't for age and weight, I'd enlist Tonight!"