|Military Jokes & Humor|
NOTE: (This is rumored to be a True Story)
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields
of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made. But, when the
gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out
of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens,
crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in
two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cab.