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There was this Air Force dude sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big Marine stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.

The Airman started crying. The Marineturned andd said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My commander became outraged and is going to give me an Article 15.

"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The Security Police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

"I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the neighbor. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."

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