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A young Army private pulled up to the main gate of the Army post. The MP noticed that his windshield was busted and that the car's bumper was covered with blood, leaves, and twigs.

Concerned, he asked, "What happened?"

"I was in an accident ... I ran over a First Sergeant,"
the private replied.

"Well, that explains the broken windshield and blood
on the grill, but what's with the twigs and leaves?"

"I had to chase him all through the park!"