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Unfortunately, your modesty has once again brought you to the attention of Staff Sergeant Fear. Everyone else has dropped their towels and you stand there, the lone recruit still wearing the towel around his waist.

Staff Sergeant Fear comes striding over. "Doublecrap. I should have known. What's the problem, Doublecrap? You shy?"

"Yes, Drill Sergeant....I mean....I guess so, Drill Sergeant!"

"Why are you shy in front of me, Maggot? Do you love me, or something?"

"No Drill Sergeant!"

"Then you hate me, right?"

"Drill Sergeant, I......"

"Yes or no, Doublecrap."

"No Drill Sergeant!"

"You'd like to kill me, wouldn't you?"

"No Drill Sergeant!"

"Don't lie to me, scumball. Love me or hate me, it's one or the other and you don't love me, right?"

"Yes, Drill Sergeant....I mean No, Drill Sergeant!"

Staff Sergeant Fear leans over and touches your forehead with his Smokey Hat. "You love me?" he screams. He waits. "You gonna answer your drill sergeant?"

Before you can answer, he reaches over and rips your towel off. "On the floor! Drop! Now! Give me 50! You other dirt balls gather round and get an eye-full of the shy boy!"

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