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The door shuts, and the bus pulls away. It sounds like a 747 taking off. Smoke billows everywhere, and most of it sweeps in through the windows, many of which appear to be welded in the open position.

You look around you. Nobody looks familiar. You didn't think a haircut could change a person's appearance so drastically. Involuntarily, your hand goes up to rub your own head. It still feels very, very strange.

After about 10 minutes, you're pretty sure you've gone deaf. You notice the surroundings outside of the bus appear to have changed. It's almost as if you're on an entirely different base than the one you first arrived at. Gone are the modern, brick-landscaped buildings that you saw when you first entered. It looks like everything in sight, buildings, telephone poles, fire hydrants -- you name it -- is painted the same shade of ugly green as the monstrosity you're riding in. All the buildings are laid out neatly in rows, one right next to the other. Some of the buildings are three or four stories tall, others are single-story buildings made of dry wood. You note that some of the buildings even have tin roofs, like you imagined military buildings of World War II would have.

Finally, the bus stops on a large cement square in front of one of the 4-story buildings. The driver shuts off the engine, and -- for a moment, all is blessedly quiet.

The silence is broken by a series of loud bangs. It sounds like 10 tree-trunks are banging into the sides of the bus. At the same time, you hear the voice of an angry God booming out:

"Off the Bus! Off the damn bus, you maggots! Get your butts off the frigging bus now! Move it! Move it! Move it!"

In a panic, you stampede off the bus with the other sheep. In the darkness surrounding the cement pad, you see three "Smokey-the-bear" hats banging on the side of the bus, and yelling.

When you join the crowd on the cement pad, you realize that -- in your panic -- you left your jacket on board the bus.

You:

	Quickly dash back onto the bus to retrieve your jacket
	Tap one of the "Smokey-hats" on the shoulder, and ask politely if you can retrieve your jacket
	Give the jacket up as a lost cause
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