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You dump the stuff on the floor. Aha! There's that pesky hat!

Sergeant Bellows comes running up. "What in the Hell are you doing, Doublecrap? Did I tell you to dump out your bag?"

"No, Drill Sergeant, it's just that....."

"I told you to reach into the bag, didn't I? I distinctly remember saying 'reach into your bags.'"

"Drill Sergeant, I couldn't find my...."

"Shaddup, Turd! I said reach into the bags, and you dump this crap all over my floor! What in the Hell is wrong with you? Were you born stupid, or is this something they taught you in school? I can't stand it. I simply can't stand it."

Sergeant Bellows reaches into your pile and grabs handfuls of clothing and items. He tosses them as far as he can across the room. "You're driving me up the wall, Doublecrap. Do you know that? You're making me insane!"

He grabs even more stuff and lobs it across the room. Your stuff is now spread out in four directions.

"You have just one minute to get your crap back into your bag. If it takes even one second longer, you're going to find yourself living in the pit!"

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