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A very evil smile develop on Staff Sergeant Regret's face as he approaches you. It's almost as if this is the moment he's been waiting for his entire life.

He pushes his smokey-the-bear hat into your forehead, and blows away your eardrums: "You have to go pee-pee, baby boy? You gotta go potty? You think the frigging North Koreans are going to wait for you to take a potty-break? You think Saddam-The-Frigging-insane is going to pause and let you take a leak? Maybe I should get the supply sergeant to issue you some rubber pants?"

The Drill Instructor continues, "You stand there and hold onto your pee-pee, baby boy. In fact, so you don't wet your pants, you stand there and hold onto your pee-pee while the rest of the recruits do your pushups for you."

"Everyone down in the dirt," he shouts. "Baby Boy can't do his own pushups without wetting himself, so you're going to do them for him! Down and give me 30!"

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