Military Photo of the Week

Best Captions Contest #9

Official U.S. Navy Photo

The Winners:

For the first time in world history it was accomplished to take a picture of a baby-jet hatching. - Dragonfly228

Dammit Goose! How many times do I have to remind you to check the oil? - Scout

In an effort to aid softer carrier landings, all carrier aircraft will now be fitted with the new PCT (Peter Cotton Tail) assited landing device - Mike

Honorable Mentions (In Order of Receipt):

ENGINE ON FIRE!!!! HELP!!!!! - c/ Maj Robinson

Uh, base, you know that report that the sta-puft marshmallow man was out here....? - Ian

Guess I better pick up another bottle of Beano at the BX. - Homey

Man! That's some afterburner! - Bob F.

Puff, the Magic Dragon! - Starbuck

anyone hungry for beans and eggs - No Name

Bernuda Control, this is Navy...........uh, oh! - Eloy M.

Bulls-eye, We made the BONUS round! - Hugh

Throught the Star Gate! - Paul

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A FART!!!!! - Rimfire

Boy, that was a big pill to swallow! - DMcKiernan

Now lets try second gear! - Dan Darlington

Whoops! There it is....... - Ben

Nice going Commander, only one tiny cloud in the whole sky and you have to go right through the middle of it." - Dutch Treat

cricky! thats the last beans I eat - Booty

I knew i shouldn't have ate sarge's chili. - Bigdaddywoawoa

And God in the heavens sent forth the airplane...and it was good! - Navy Mom

Hatching Communism's Death - Greg Joseph

Mexican Food Night in the Officers Mess caused some unexpected "fallout" - sprocket

BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY! - Bill

Once again 'Big Bird's' date was late... - HM2 (FMF) Stowe

Can't hide in that cloud for squat! - Col. B

Gotta make the doughnuts - Ammoperry

Damn, those beans were pretty good after all! - Sir Grim Roach

I dunno Cap, it looks like a -hostile- cloud from up here... Just let me launch -one- missile? - CyrusCoriogan

Halo, What halo - John H

TRY IT AGAIN...FULL THROTTLE THIS TIME! - Slim Manthey

Remind me not to eat at Taco Bell before flights - tata

After a traditional Polish lunch, Lt Szczehowski is captured going balistic in a test flight using counter measures without beano. - PaulFalk

Tower-this is iceman. I'm firing my secret weapon to stop all of those people who live in the desert!! - gtrplay2

Where the heck am I NOW??????? - Rigger

Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life down here. - Fubar

Damn it, 'WiSO,' I told you to stop it with those beer farts! - KBenesh

We all knew he'd been eating too many Navy beans lately!!! - John T.

We did it! First supersonic beer fart in history! - Kbenesh

out of the clear blue - dancncowboy2

Hey where's the cream filling - Matt

Sometime i get the feeling that I'm being folowed - ravenrider

Rule #1:Never eat beans before an exercise! - pointman31

Star Date 3-1-3001. I have successfully traveled back in time. - Mama-n-law

Boy, I thought we would never get hatched! - cavman

No more refiied beans before takeoff... - Smurf

: ...in other fast breaking news...The Navy has announced that, better than cloning pilots, combat "birds" can now be hatched successfully. The project officer commented "the biggest problem is disposing of the enormous eggshells remaining after the "birds" hatch. - MICLICMAN

Aw, c'mon, now. There were 9 ships down there just a second ago. You're not going to tell me that 9 ships just up and disappeared! - KBenesh

I'll be damned, Einstein WAS right - shedley

C'mon! You know I don't believe in that time-warp crap. Hey, where the hell'd the carrier go? - KBenesh

Which Came First, The Hornet or the Egg? - Gerry

Full Astern Scotty we flew out of our cover. - Fred

I knew we shouldn't have had that second helping of beans for lunch - Ted Cook

Navy beans at mach 1, oh baby!! - 73duster

Look, sir, it's hatching! - armybrat:)

Good thing capt. Smith flies single, he ate too many refried beans last night. - Bill

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, must be a ......hell, it's headin' for us. DUCK!!!! - dadsbrat

"...And so, Sarge, the jets of smoke were -originally- designed to blind enemy aircraft, but, well Sarge, this way, we look big n scarier!" - CyrusCoriogan

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