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Best Captions Contest #51

Official U.S. Marine Corps Photo

The Winners:

(Excerpt from the Crocodile Hunter) G'day mates! As the turtles hatch, They have no idea what waits them! But we do know one thing, That they were put on this earth to rid us of the deadly Al Qeada snake. Isn't that right Teri? - cowboy67

Hey! This doesn't look anything like an AFRC beach resort! - afwife5288

Jack just couldn't look them in the eye knowing the awful mess he had made on board that day, but hey, he really HAD to go! - Cruiser

Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt:)

LET'S SEE, DID I FORGET SOMETHING? - CHIEF

Now, if bin-Laden is over there, we would have to go around this way... - Toaster

I knew we should of handwashed the chinook, now look at it. - maj. malone

Hey!, this isn't Vegas. - Sgt. Finn

Now, where is the connecting bus? - Bluelight

Look George, it's spawning.... - Dave

Okay...where's the baggage claim area and the car rental? - MSTANDART1

Now if I can just convince airport security that this is a fishing rod holder, I'll be home in time for supper. - Wil' Bill

OK MEN -I just came back from the high altitude beer cooling mission-let's unload. - Sig

Oh, oh - We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. - Rick Bates

Playboy Mansion is just three clicks down the road! - Checkmate

Dah...I should've taken a left at Albuquerque. - Semper Fi Falco

Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh-MY! - SeaDawg

Look ! On the hill, its Bin Laden - dunny33iup

Gee,Captain Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... - Rich

I'm not going first, let Mikey, he's got the kevlar, M-16, and bazooka - indyarmynow

Doint worry if it starts to rain we can still have are picnic with these new flip top cooppers - Bob

"Hey, this ain't a beach...where's the water?" - Steve

Another Marine? Where are the dancing girls? - Brian Keene

But First Sergeant...You said I wouldn't have to go with the rest of the squad if I carried ALL the extra gear. - Retired Eagle

I told the Pilot Kuwait, Not LAX - Shallie374

Now on the runway we have the latest addition to the Ralph Lauren Anti-terrorist line...Here's Bob in a dashing ensemble of 100% cotton, desert-shaded fatigues. This is just one of those outfits you can wear ANYWHERE! - Cruiser

The JV has landed! - WingViper

"Now, where's that Bin Laden Cave?" - Cecilki

Cripes I hate flying 3rd class!!! - Lt_1117USMC

"Wa-a-a-a-a-i-i-i-t-t-t a minute....this ain't the R&R center!!" - viewcam

Oh Oh There's my girl! I hope she doesn't see that I took the cheap flight! - rodspats

Mom was right, this is a lot different than boy scouts. - Ryno

Hello, I'm Sergeant Slette, 82nd Airborne Division. I kill for a living. Just point me toward the enemy... - ABN

So this is Afghanistan huh, well they can keep it!! - Brownie

Jones hoped no one would notice the "souvenier" he'd decided to take home for his little brother. - sethnotronic

WELCOME TO THE BUSH BOYS - RECRUIT

"and suddenly he realized, that he wasn't in Kansas anymore............." - Ronn M.

After 3 weeks the troopers were finally pulled fro mthe gut of the shark - deek

My recruiter promised I would get to blow some stuff up. They better let me use this. - Bob Ball

Sir? Are you sure this is Disney Land? - nefly

Please!!!, oh , please!!!, God, just let me get past without them noticing the round is missing! - Luvsllamas

Hold it Sarge, my Mom's calling me. - yllib72

OK, guys. I know this is your first real-life mission. Remember your training. Be cool. Stay alert. And when I say, Hit the showers, I mean, take a shower. Don't blow them up! - Chief(ret) kvb

Maybe if we just hide under here for a little while, they wont see us and we wont have to go to the front line. - Robbie Rob

..whooaaaa....this ain't Kansas..... - Em222

Captain Quirk no sign of inteligent life here. Lets go home. - Bud

Look at the butt on that camel! - Bigpappapump25

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