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Best Captions Contest #49

Photo Submitted by MC-3

The Winners:

As a military retiree, you have a good chance of being "bumped" when flying space "A" - Lotto

I can't believe I fell for the old, "The head is just thru that door" joke! - NAVYDAZE

Airman Anderson, the Air Force candidate for this year's Olympic Diving Team, prepares for his quintuple century summersault. - Exidor

Honorable mentions (in order of receipt:)

Look ma, no hands!! - afwife5288

"Man, this is cool!!" "Maybye ill get stuck behind enemy lines like in the movies" - armyguy

So, can you tell where I'm coming From ?? I can't do this - "do you know from where I'm coming??" - kenevans

This is the last time I use that travel agent. - JUSTME

Wait one minute here. I am not gonna jump unless you jump too. There ain't no freakin way - JUSTME

And here's a picture of our son, Johnny, in the latest, super low visibility stealth fighter. - The Universal Curmudgeon

Scientists are very interested in a new species of bird discovered during a mid-air refueling. They seem to be attracted to Aircraft - SGT Black

"Personal Flight Unit 3 on station for refuel sequence" - Rich

The reindeer just weren't cutting it for Santa, so he chose a more convenient way of transport. "HO, HO, WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!" - Semper Fi Falco

I'm Peter Pan!!! - Bear

"Look Ma...No Haaaannnnnnndddddssss." The biggest difference between a C130 and a bicycle is the amount of wind resistance on ones body. - Armysapper

Look Ma, no hands!!!!!!!! - Jaycee37

"One giant leap for freedom!' - Cecilki

Talk about your discount flights! - Ed

Watch mom no hands!! - Brownie

Due to public concern over human relations, the military has decided to hand deliver humanitarian MRE's - WingViper

Through rain, sleet, or snow...huff...damnit... - WingViper

"Hey!!, where did my plane go?" - James

Look ma! No Plane! - NJROTC cadet

This is what happens if St. Peter doesn't admit you into heaven! - FDC Soldier

"Hey guys, I left my paraaa................!" - Quincy

thousand four, thousand five....O @#$% - dunny33

NOW WHAT? - RADMIRAL

"Look, Ma! No plane!" - Ike

This isn't the mile high club! well Ill be damed they tricked me again let me check my altimiter then when I get to the ground Joe is in trouble - Sharkie

What you mean you tied the bunji cord? - hotch

This isn't so bad, I can balance myself on the mountains and almost touch the water. - bolloxx

This jet pack suit is great! - Johnny D. Johnson

Coffee maker's off, iron's unplugged, windows closed, doors locked . . . dang it, did I pack the'chutes?? - catvet

"Oh man, I hope that I didn't forget to put my parachute on!" - Weazy-e

"I don' need no steenking parachute!!" - Charley Noble

Flight control, I punched in the number sequence like you said and the electrical problem went away but now I seem to have another situation. - Ryno

I know I said I could fly....But I was just kidding...c'mon guys let me back in! - nefly

Reindeer have gone on strike this year, but Santa gets through! - Foxtrot029

Didn't I miss anything important? - Robert Hui Hong Kong

I believe I can fly....I believe I can touch the sky.... - Bob the Nailer

In spite of a significant reduction in the number of AF bases over the past 15 years, Air Mobility Command is still able to get Space "A" passangers pretty much anywhere they want to go. - Chief(ret) kvb

Dear Mom, I am dropping in for a visit. See you soon. Love, Son. - Ineffective Mosquito

Hi Mom! Look! I can....fly? Help... - Look!

I knew I should of put on my seat belt - USMCWANNABE

OH MY GOD! I CAN'T FLY! - WILD SAMOAN

On December 26, the Military Traffic Managemant Command announced changes that "fundamentally affect how service members move." Dad and the kids love the idea, but Mom's not too thrilled. - Chief(ret) kvb

Yes, Sir, LT! The door is exactly this wiiiiiide! - Bubba

You guys headin to san diego? - Pete

These Club Med. vacations are getting out of hand. - roughneck82

Is this what they meant by reaching new hieghts? - Brownie

Hey I thought you guys said that Afghanistan was a land-locked country!!!! - Eviltwin

What ever happened to: 1,2,3 JUMP!!!!! - Eviltwin

I know I should have listened to Mom and become the Pilot!!! - Eviltwin

This is DEFINATELY going to hurt... - Eviltwin

This is NOT how we are supposed to get to the TDY base!!!! - Eviltwin

Do I aim for land or water?!?!?! - Eviltwin

I wonder if they are going to charge me for that plane - -K.C.-

God---I said my prayers this morning---are you listing? God God GOD ARE YOU LISTING? - Gypsy

Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.

 

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