Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #46
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The Winners:
No smoking mean no smoking - homalone
The new female Commandant decided the "wet boxer shorts" contest was a winner all by itself. - Ian
If I told you Grunts ONCE I've told you a MILLION times!!! You WILL shower after PT!!! - Lt_1117USMC
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt:)
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a new pilot program, the Pentagon is testing showering WHILE running to speed
things up in the morning. - afwife5288
After months of careful consultation with the health department, the Army has
decided that this is the most efficient way of providing quick showers for the
soldiers and hydrating them at the same time too. - Nothing Spectacular
"Showers? We don' need no steenkin' showers." - McNabb
And here we thought the 30 second showers in the barracks were bad! - nicarusone
But my supervisor said we could come out to watch the marathon as long as we
washed the trucks... so I don't see your point. - angehowe
This is what happens after you march through the head. - George Malsam
"We get this!!! The Air Force gets olympic size pools!!" - viewcam
Notice how some people have a strange defination of OUTDOOR showers? - tony
campo
Whoo, that feels good. Thirty-six hours running and no shower is no way to live.
- USN Recruit
It's not
Saturday, is it? - airwingjim
Monthly showers, 1400-1500. Mandatory, whether you need it or not! - G-man
See Stinky we told you to take a shower now look what you got us into!! - doe
We told the kids they were not aloud to smoke after school. - dunny33
I don't care what Secretary Rumsfeld says about the budget! We should STILL
be able to have showers IN the building after our PT! - Retired Eagle
Oh throwin heli's at us are ya, well if you wasover here i'd give ya this, hits
other guy, "oop" - major. malone
So THIS is what they meant by "Fire Drill"... - MTMalooley
Hey guys, watch it! We're trying to wash the truck with a 750 psi hose! Of course
it hurts! That's why the area is OFF LIMITS! Imbeciles...- Look!
I knew we should've packed the deepfreeze deodorant! - Mello
No, it's not a DECON exercise. They've been reading the new VICTORIA'S SECRET
Catalogue. - Chief(ret) kvb
I'm a maniac, a maniac , of the ball. and i'm dancing like i've never danced
before. - Devil Dog
So, we are a little funky after 30 days in the field. Did they have to call
the HAZMAT team!!! - BAT
Marine: Dude! We get showers! Awesome! Sailor: Dude! You call this a shower?
This sucks. - Sgt. Mac
I thought the forecast said no rain for today? - Brownie
Yay! It's water day in Army Boot Camp!! - Semper Fi Falco
Boy these PT requirements
are getting Insane! Run the 2 miles barefoot then get blasted by a firehose.
Geeze!! - cjy761
Boot Camp Rule #1386- Getting shrinkage and cadencing around St.Mary's Catholic
School for Girls will not make you a better soldier. No matter what ur DI may
tell you. - USMC Devildog Mike
"Guys, we must stink really bad if they have to wear these yellow suits
and shower us like this!" - Toaster
My recruiter told me they'd have open shower rooms but this is crazy!!! - Night
Hawk
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
