Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #43
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Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
The Winners:
Be wery wery quiet, we're hunting terrowist.- USAF Ace
"Awww look its a polar bear cub!" were, targically, private johnson's last words.- Kevin 03
umm... Our target is over.... there...- Daniel Novak R
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt:)
Number 2 rifleman contact, 200 yards 12 O-clock my pos. Lone man red suit in a sliegh with 8 tiny raindeer.- Oilcan
Alright guys, after the first 3 belts we can use the barrel for a space heater!- Ballesta, J.R.
I'm gonna make a snow angel while no ones looking!- sweet
In accordance to new standards, Winter Survior military persons are required to wear collapsable chairs to save money.- DevilDogg
StormTroopers?! Mental note, "don't invite George Lucas to war games".- Sgt. Finn
I knew that Desert Storm training would come in handy someday!- navydad
Sir, the enemy is over there.- Blck Knihts
Three Beers thank You !- Gonzo
Yes sir , taliban are in season and hunting is very good! I don't need a permit for that do i?- TONY B.
Where is that damn'd woman with my hot chocolate? Service these days'!- Deek
Stop shooting for god's sake! It's the park ranger!- Joel
But Sarge, I have to the bathroom!- George Malsam
Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?- Paul
"Are you sure using these to hunt is legal?"- Whitey
Joe, I think that sign over there said skiers are out of season.- nefly
"Hey Billy! Frank's recruiter has no idea where these paintballs are coming from! Tee hee!"- Bob the Nailer
"Uh...guys, I think the abominable snowman went that way"- Bob the Nailer
Shoot the White Rabbit? What White Rabbit?- Tricerider
Wait one i'm not ready for the snap..- pradiya
"What kind of insurance was that?" "Aflaaack!"- Foxtrot
Hey Sgt.! I just put a part in his beard. Tom is gonna part his eyebrows now.- airwingjim
Sir, the snow is yellow again! This time it wasn't me.- mwtussd
Allright, who threw the snowball?- Fred
Pssst PFC Smitty....does this gear make my butt look big? Dont' want to be going to war with unflattering equipment.- Tahlequah
"Ok, It's 50 degrees below zero and you wanted to drag me all the way out here to play target practice in the snow....Hey cameraman, could you get me some hot chocolate with little marshmallows and an blanket, o wait, life could never be that good....I wish I was in the air force!!!"- Quincy Mason
Ah, Sarge - What's white with four BIG paws and goes G-R-R-R-R-R?- Retired Eagle
Ready on the right; Ready on the left; All ready on the firing line!- SKIPPER
Hey Guys!!! Check out the lady. Look at that model-like figure. OWWWWW!!!- Sportman
Hey Sarge, do you really think we need this much fire power to take down that deer?- Synergy
Deep in the Himalayan Mountains, Taliban hunting season has opened. "Yeah Baby, I got me a Bin Laden, that turbin should look good on my mantel.- Dog
I hit one can i go get his ear.- Robert
Don't shoot. Its only Frosty the snowman.- Lifer
Our Special Forces continue to patrol the bountiful fields of Columbia. - BIG J
"Ammo? You didn't say anything about ammo!"- BIG J
Hey Joe, the enemy thinks this is a snowball fight!- Jason
Dad! I hit one! I really did! Didja see it?!- Col. Jim
'Ok, I'm serious, i heard it again!'' Look...for the LAST time, the abdominable snowman isn't real!!!'- USAFgal
"Hey, hurry up! Once we're off watch, we're doing snow angels!"- Navy Mom
Alright which one of you broke wind?!- Chubbs
"We'll take two Bud Lights and an order of buffalo wings please."- Drew USMC
"Hey, captain which way did ya say the enemy was?"- Bagable
#%&$ the hot lemonade; I need some more .223!- magboy
Oh damn it, are those my skis over there???- Q.
Whatdya mean this isn't Afghanistan?- Bubba
And you said a flat footed guy like me couldn't keep up.- bolloxx
Oh great, now I have an ich, I can't even get out of this get up- slider
Our battle in the war on drugs is doing great. We have just taken cocaine hill.- bolloxx
Nuts!! We missed the ski lift again!!- viewcam
Did the Sergeant say B.A.R. or BEAR ? - PaulJFalk
Sir! We are surrounded by an unidentified white powder! Contact the CDC immediately!- SGM Bob
Work it...work it...work it for the camera! Little more teeth...perfect! The editor is gonna love these!- Semper Fi Falco
Um, Sergeant, I think you better take a look at 9 o'clock! We've got a clear shot at Bin Laden. - FDC Soldier
HEY!!!! Who threw that snowball???????- dancncowboy2
Uh, Sergeant………………Johnson's nose is stuck to the machine gun again!- Chip
Oh man, Sarge. I just sat in yellow snow --- YUCK- AFL USS BOXER
Man, I should have paid attention in that camoflage class- Smooth Operator
Ah Stuff it I'll just take 'em out anyway.- Mike S (NZ)
"No Sir. We're the USMC Afghanistan Rules Bi-athelon Team. The Rangers' team is on our left."- The Universal Curmudgeon
Oh geez, what's that smell? Sheesh, get this guy outta here. His silent farts are giving our position away.- Ineffective Mosquito
I'd look real good if I made this shot!- Emma Jean
"Isn't this a bit much for rabbit hunting?"- Michael H. Standart
Deer season in Mississippi- Buddy
It wasn't until Billy saw the huge walking tank bearing down on him that he realized how serious these sci-fi nuts' "Battle of Hoth" reenactments could be.- NukeOfficer
Misc. marine: duhh, I-I think arnolds frosehim noze, capetane - major malone
We got a problem Sarge! The deer are shooting back!- metaldesi
I hope Sarge brings us back some hot coco - Ryno
What do you mean "Friendly Fire is turned on"? - Flipper
Does this pose make me look fat - RECRUIT
"No I don't think it's the enemy it's the tech rep from L.L. Bean again" - Mxyzptlyk
