Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #42
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Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
The Winners:
While few questioned the increased security at the Salt Lake City Winter Games, the "scoreboard, mobile, self-securing" raised a few eyebrows. - Ian
"I don't care what the FAA says, license plates on airplanes is a stupid idea." - The Universal Curmudgeon
I said spit it out, NOW!! - Nefly
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
And the winning numbers are........... - Ran
Wal-Mart's "ROLL BACK" prices are great. We got this vesatile pigen hole mail box for only $69,009.00, including price sign. They also tell us that we can also use it to hold carrier pigeons. - Stevie Raves On
Check out the low milage. It's only been flown by a little old lady on Sundays! Michael H. Standart
A rare photo of National Guard aircraft going through a routine "dental checkup". Now open your mouth wide, Mr Plane. - Ineffective Mosquito
"Lets go live now to the Air National Guard for this weeks winning Power Ball numbers!" - Devil Dogg
The new airship "Monica" was rolled off the assembly line today. - XGEP
When we log our 70,000th. customer, we're going to celebrate by going back to our original prices for a week. - Charley Noble
Jaws 4! - Bob the Nailer
The Air Force's new scoreboard for all their home games - Bob the Nailer
"AHHHHHHHHHH" - usmcgruntmom
Braaaackkk!!! I knew I should'nt have tried to outdrink that C-130 last night. I'm gonna heave!!! - Lt_Grunt
How does the Air National Guard prep their equipment for foreign sale? How else? They pop the hood and roll the odometer back! - Chip
They say the Air Force guys are snobby, look at that Air National Guard plane with it's nose in the air. - Bolloxx
991 more miles before next oil change!! No way this is National Guard! - SUper LT
They told us to keep a "stiff upper lip". This plane's upper lip was so stiff that it snapped. - Bolloxx
The Colonel said to use Kleenex to wipe its nose! - Shallie
Head for the boats...its jaws. - George Malsam
Preeeeeeseeeent Arms! - Rick Bates
Open wide, stick your tongue out and cough. - dmkcap
Who needs an opener, when I got me a P-38.... Get's them open every time. - mike-Or
I told you to bring 69008. Now go back and do it right - dancncowboy2
Attention Osama: we are now serving number 69009. don't worry about picking up your order, we deliver! - danny boy
Bern Laden 1, Air National Guard 69009. Looks like we got a winner folks. Lifer
Uhmmm, Captain, so why did you get a thermo-nuclear clock in the cargo area? - Sgt. Mac
Air what? seawitch - Sheppard
C-5 Galaxy $750,000; Cool Paint Job $45,000, 18 Steel belted Radials, $5,000; 69,009 absentee votes not counted for VP Gore, P R I C E L E S S - Adam Brockie
69 thousnand & 9 Teeth This is one big Shark the Indian Ocean is a great shark fhising stop!!!! - Bob
JUST ONE BIG GULP!! - MIKE E.
Say Ahhhh,,,,and open wide. - Larry Halpin
" Will somebody fill the radiator?" - Abe
Bingo! - Steve London
As long as the hood's up can you check the oil? - Martin Thompson
91 more miles til the next oil change. - Cecilki
And the Air National Guard winning lotto numbers are.... - RECRUIT
President Bush finally approves new, state-of-the-art slot machines on military bases world-wide. - Ranger Daddy Free
(One plane to another)"Did you see #69009? He's such a snob, always flyin' around with his nose in the air." - USMC 4 U US AN ME
Wipe toilet paper gently across back end... - Priv. Jim
Now servicing # 6 9 0 0 9, terrorist number 6 9 0 0 9 please report to the front line.............. - AFL- USS BOXER
Well I'll be damned, it can be used as an air brake. - Ryno
Throwing everything including the kitchen sink at osama bin laden - Dakotah
Sir...I dont think thay make vomit bags that big!" - JONA808
Now stick out your tongue and say ahhhhhh! - Oilcan
Rolling back the odometer can make us a fortune on the resale value to our third world allies. - Memtech
"And the winning number is..." - Brno
Dentist: "O.K, now say 'aaaaaaah'" - Bob the Nailer
Damn Supply screwed up, again. They gave us the house number but no street, city or state. - //Chief(ret) kvb//
Now open wide and say 'Ah'. You have beautiful tonsils. - USN Recruit
You think YOU got cavitiy problems! - Retired Eagle
Dispatch to all units, we have a run away airplane, license plate number 69009. - Brownie
How the Air Force guys at Andrews AFB pick loterry numbers. - Brownie
