Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #38
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The Winners:
In leadership school they tell me to "think outside the box." At the NCO academy they tell me to "think outside the box." Then the lieutenant gives me this damn box and tells me to pay no attention to anything except what's in it! - Chief(ret) KVB
Do-It-Yourself Field Lasik Eye Surgery Kit - USAF Spousal Unit
"Smile" Bin Laden! No.. this doesnt guide a missle. Trust me.. "snicker". - Asstchief48
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
No, Sir. I don't think this is an improvement upon the old "Birth Control" glasses - MILGUIDE
Upon further review, the play on the field stands... - SevenYearHawk
Following the example set by the NFL, the Air Force decided to bring back instand replay. - USAF Ace
And if you turn the little knob this way, you'll see a different pattern... - SevenYearHawk
I miss my contacts. - Dave Huntwork
Man, I can't tell the Chief I lost my keys in here. How am I ever going to get them out!?! - Wayne Boline
Look at the pretty colors - Bubba
Finally, after years of research and development,as well as 30 million dollars of taxpayers money, the DOD finally unvieled the kaliedoscope. - Ravenoir
Wow, there's Osama naked, there's Osama on his camel being chased by an F-16 and Sidewinders, there's Osama meeting GOD. - Tim
On glide path, on glide scope - LONGBOW06
The "Gameboy" is still better. - RM Stickney
"Wow this new telescope is the best! I can see into the Capt.'s bathroom. OOOps his wife saw mee...." - Max
I wonder, did I leave my hairpiece in here? - johnty
Sgt. Dingleberry checks out the lastest military version of the clydascope, complete with audio. - Dutch
Boy, these military issue kaleidoscopes are the greatest! - Jake Bumgarner
Boy! the Air Force thinks of everything..."Live nude shots" - Shallenberger
Can't wait to get Bin Laden's skinny butt in my sites. - Nancy (nicarusone)
Yes, Airman, I can see you. Can you read me? The deployment reduction test has worked. I am sure we can find out how get you out of this box and back to normal size soon. Boy are those camel jockies in for a surprise!!! - S_Rauchle
"I see no ships" - : John Hatfield R
WOW! These USO movies are getting better and better all the time! - Retired Eagle
"OK that one is Bin Laden, ....now if I push this button"............ - John
"Sir get over here, your wife is waving at you!" - afguy
Well, I'll be damned if this isn't just about the coolest kaleidescope I ever saw. - Longhunter
Damn, these ghetto blasters ain't what they used to be. - Skipper
Damn! I can see into the women's dorm with these. - afwife5288
Wow she's a bueaty I think Ill take this with me to show Biadin what real women looks like im sure he will have a heart attack & I'll get one more stripe!! - Bob
Noooo- DUKE - You Drink It!!! - LMS
Are you in there Bin Laden? - Adam Brockie
This is not what I thought. When they said portable video. - HM2(SW/AW/FMF) Jackson, John L.
Ok, let's see . . . one, no, two mice in there. This is a pretty high-tech mouse trap. - FDC Soldier
Hey look guys, when you push the button, Mickey dances. - Doug
"Yep, Thats our little R2 unit" - Devil Dogg
Come out, come out where ever you are - weasel512
Wow, they're right, if you turn this handle you can watch a movie - madfish
What's Sesame Street doing on my expensive military hardware?? - Robby
Finally the M35 Digital camera.... - Wil
Hey Joe, Check out this picture of my girl friend on the beach. Nice!!! - Kelly
I don't any genie in here. - Mole29
OOOHH.... What a lovely picture of the Grand Canyon at sunset! - SGM Bob
"I thought you said there were naked women in here?" - Cecilki
Sgt. Smith deletes virgin status of the terrorist's heavenly rewards. - airwingjim
"I SEE you!" - Sheridan
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Say No Evil - Cecile Galt
Standard issue Viewmaster, one each. - USAF Spousal Unit
My kids have one of theses veiw finder things only smaller and cheaper. - eodgrunt
This is just like the weiwfinder I had as a kid! - Tabith56
'Going over some imPORNtant video documents...' - Mike Martinez
Ah....yeah...yeah! You are right, I can see it now, it's a big one (cockroach)! - Robert Hui Hong Kong
When i went for eye surgery, the doctor said that i needed a new eye but this is ridiculous! - Ineffective Mosquito
WHAT MISSILE? - George Malsam
Do u have it in u - tolly
I'm gonna figure this video cam out yet! I don't understand why everything I shoot comes out lookin' like a blood shot eye ball. - Rick
Ooooh! Look at the pretty colors! - Pvt.Packard
"You talkin' to me?......You talkin' to me?....... - Lynev August (PH3 USNR JFK
No Sir, I am almost positive that is a blue jay. - AMS 2 (AW) Colbert
Smile, you're on Candid Camera - Jaycee37
Come on bounce on for daddy. - Madman
"Heh, Heh, Heh, these cartoons rock!" - Alveron
Rodger that, the green box is in sight. - Ange
It's the U.S military's new toaster. -But it looks like they are having trouble using it. - Beza
I can see my house from here!!! - red dog
...the search for Bin Laden intensifies,'Sir, he's not in this one' - timbo
Hmmm...This is nice. I wonder how long until it'll break! - Jason
If I got to look at Mama Bin Laden one more minute all my hair is going to fall out! - Maggie
This slide show sure is good, but shouldn't I be looking for something else? - kelkel
The recruiter never mentioned that this job would cause eggheadedness! - Hawke
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
