Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #37
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The Winners:
"Boy, urinalysis tests sure aren't what they used to be!" - tony
You just HAD to chose an elephant as a mascott, didn't you? - Bill Bradley
'I will not paint my footprints all over the runway again, I will not paint my footprints all over the runway again...' - USAFgal
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Aviator Hotel - Pilots check in, but they don't check out - MILGUIDE
Sir? I'm pretty sure the Colonel said to "Squash Bin Laden," not "make a bin to squash laundery." - MILGUIDE
Mindful of the saying about building a better mousetrap, the elite Air Force Air Demo Team was always on the lookout for a better way to apply a spitshine - MILGUIDE
This is how we get the bottom of our shoes REALLY clean. Saves time on spit shining. - Sailor Ann
How do you know I pissed my pants? - Peacemaker
No sir, you are not getting on my airplane with those fithy boots. - afwife5288
How was I to know the Squadron dog was loose again?" - Charley Noble
So where are the grapes? - MSTANDART1
Dang SP's, wish they'd keep their friggin dogs off the dang flight line... -JPrewitt8541
Captain Bob pays the price for Airman Joe not letting Spot dump his load before boarding the aircraft. -USAF Ace
ok, now strap on a nuke old boy, cuz ur being FED-EXed to Bin Ladens front door! - omgdannie
As he splashes other guy with Bleach he says "Ah ha! it's burns... cuz you're wicked!!!" - omgdannie
Fairy god father, turn this suit case into a carriage! - omgdannie
Aha!, not so pretty covered in bleach are you pretty boy! - omgdannie
I told you to watch were you were walking! - XGEP
Getting clean after going to Afghanistan - Wil
Major, schmajor, his dog shouldn't be allowed on base. - usmcgruntmom
"That's right Captain, this stuff will go right up your legs and wipe out those skid marks you get from those so called landings." - Dutch
This is why the the Mess Specialists fix the Thanksgiving Dinner instead of the Airmen...they always try to cook the wrong type of bird. - Beth Brey
Captain, your other left foot first, Sir! - Shallie374
left, right, left right, what's so hard about this marching stuff? - PVTJP
"Bring me a cheese sandwich" the commander says to me. I'm a highly trained pilot, now give me that bleach Airman."I'll give hima cheese sandwich" - JohnPgrunt
In an effort to crack down on alcohol abuse among pilots, the military police made some changes to their sobriety tests, including this one: the "urinate-down-your-leg without getting your pants wet" test. - tony
Another failed research attempt at developing a new field latrine... - tony
"Man, if the mess sergeant only knew you were using his pans for this!" - tony
The OLD MAN needs Wine, keep dancing! - "bigbird"
Breathing a sigh of relief, Captain Winemaker completes the USAF "Right to Fly Sobriety test", as the punishment for failure is bleaching your hair and wearing an "I'm a Stupid Blonde" sign around your neck. - Chip
Since the crackdown on hazing, all they will allow us to run is the clorox gauntlet. - BOLLOX
Noe for the burn out and I'm ready to drag race the jet - Gene
Besides getting finger printed, extra security measures have been installed with the high tech shoe printer. - SeaDawg
Who let that dog on the tarmac! - Don Piela
I am getting so tired of trying to housebreak these pilots. The last guy left a stream on the ground, can't he aim better than that?? - SGM Bob
This is the way we wash our boots, Wash our boots, Wash our boots. This is the way we wash our boots after we bomb Iraqis. - cowboy67
Typical pilot -- all upset because he got dirt on the bottom of his boots!! - SGM Bob
boy is Bob gonna be pissed when he finds out what really went in there. - longhunter17
If you guys would quit landing those things in cow pastures, we wouldn't have to go through this! - Chief(ret) kvb
Hey I really don't think this is how Granny did her laundry. - Tony Campo
"Next time you enter my mess hall, Captain, please wipe your feet at the door!" - LarrySmile
For better traction and a brighter shine try Clorox! - dahtcom
"Damn paper work!!!" - Cecilki
So, this is what happens if you don't shine your boots. - JAG Girl
Are you sure this is the way to pack raviolli? - Bear The Bass
Believe me sir, this is how the natives make lasagana.... At least you're not barefoot. - mike-Or
I hope these pass inspection! - Yo Fleet
"This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes...." - Alan Villiers
"You should have went before you took off LIEUTENANT..whaddya think..we throw these DEPENDS away?..now make sure and use the rest of this bleach on that flightsuit" - Adam Brockie
Final preparations for leaving England - Dee
Love doing this it makes me feel like John Wayne. - Robert
Step in dog doo again captain? Let me help you get that off! - FDC Soldier
Tire drill for Zoomies! - Kbone
This is what add that great flaver to our chow that the men love so much -weasel512
The mystery finnaly solved about the jumbo delux C-Rations and the mysterious 'secret sauce' - BigMike
OK sir, let me pour some bleach in there to help get the tarmat off the bottom of your shoes. - Johnny D. Johnson
Sorry my dog peed on your documents, sir. Just a few more paper towels and they'll be good as new. - Yezzie T
Sir, The floor of this mess is clean enough to eat off of. Besides, you should not have let the dog into the cockpit. - pauljfalk
The Unique taste of Velveeta revealed. - Maggie
Told you if you buzzed the tower again you'd get KP. - Maggie
Next time you hear someone say "Look out for the doggie doo PAY ATTENTION" - Mikey
I'm sorry you pissed your pants on the last flight . This will help get rid of the smell - SAR CPO
High Alert! High Alert! No time for crew showers! Bleach 'em down! - Look!
Strangest treatment for jungle rot I ever saw... Left right, left right hop, hop, turn. - Papa John
Dude, we'll make millions with our new bleach and cheese wine! - RANGER113
I'll teach those recruits about my cooking tasting like bleached square waffles! - Marine51
yes, it is possible to train pilots to use "piddle pads", just like the cat. - Porki1
This is why there are rules about bringing your dog on the aircraft ,Sir. - White
You put your right foot in! You put your right foot out! You do the hokey pokey.... - Maetryx
That's it Capt. Three more and these filters will be clean again. - USAF Spousal Unit
Let's see, 1) Using a large roasting pan, place 1 medium Air Force pilot on a bed of 6x6 yellow sponges 2) Sprinkle liberally with Clorox Bleach (about 3 1/2 cups) 3) Salt and pepper to taste 4) Place cover on quickly to prevent the pilot from jumping out of the pan. 5) Place in oven @ 475 deg. for 8 hours 6) Remove and let cool for 15 min. before serving - SSGMau
Captain Smith demostrates his opinion of the d-fac's "cheese slice" entree. - brak97
Hey my feet don't smell that bad! - Maggie
OK, that'll be 5 bucks for the shine... - SevenYearHawk
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
