Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #33
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The Winners:
To Keep alcohol away from the Bush twins, Congress has passed a bill to build as many ships as possible for the next four years. - cowboy67
Its official, The U.S.S. Lewinski has been christened - RAN
In another example of blatant fiscal irresponsibility, the DOD has spent 250 million+ tax payer dollars on what it says will be the next generation bottle opener, the U.S.S. Preble. Unfortunately after repeated tests, the Navy's new technological monstrosity still cannot open a bottle of fine wine without spilling the contents all over the deck. President Bush looks on - USAF Ace
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Good thing Jenna didn't see all that champagne going to waste! - Ian
You were supposed to use the Asti Spumanti not the Dom Perignon. - Nancy (nicarusone)
I wonder if the Russians wasted good wine like this? - sailor
I think this ship is a 'he'!! - Thomas597
Third time's the charm ! - Ce Ce
George Bush: "Security!?! This woman is spazzin on me." - jameski07
Watch out GW!! You're next! - Mitch Mobus
Gee! I wanted to smack the ship, not the breaker bar! - George Malsam
"I think you have had enough George." - Chip
President Bush: "There goes my $200 bottle of champaigne, shoulda used the $2 stuff instead". - Wally
Hooah!!!!! - Cecilki
I have a ship this big in my bathtub at home, I used a bottle of Mr. Bubble - Cecile Galt
I told you boys, "No alcohol on the ship!" - Rob
Before they can stop her, Mrs. Reagan christens the ship with GW's milk. - sgtfinn
Now there's some booze my daughters won't get. - medic 173rd airborne
"White fizz? That stuff ain't nothin' like real Texas moonshine!" - Almost Army
Wow, it really does work! - Mike-OR
I wanted a drink ,but not this bad. - Christopher Williams
got milk? - MaliciousMike
"I certainly hope she doesn't send me her cleaning bill", thought President Bush while trying hard to restrain his excitement. - Navy Mom
Well, My daughters won't drink that bottle - PMC
Aw man...another ship scrapped.... - Jazzer
President Bush thinking "Damn women, maybe me and you should have saved that and went to my room" - Sgt Slaughter
You know, we just could've drank that champagne and broke an egg on the ship instead - Dave
See ?? Unlike the LAST model, THIS one is completely champagne proof..... - The Green Jester
a-a-a-c-h-o-o-o-o!!!!! - sailor
I sure wish the rest of my family would do that with their liquer bottles. - Tony Campo
"She hits the bottle more than I ever did." - Rick
I told you we should have brought a corkscrew! - Bob
It slices! It dices! It opens wine bottles! - Bob
You idiot, you where suppose to break it on the ship not the railing. - Johnny D. Johnson
My Mr. Happy is this long. - SGT Bubba
George, what are we going to do about Jenna? We have an awful lot of champaign to get out of the house; and we can't keep causing the Navy to build more ships just so we can smash the bottles on the hulls!!! - Dennis Kinsley
Thar' she blows.....! - nonamekitty
(President Bush, thinking to himself)"...the things I must do as President of the most powerful country in the world! Wasting a good bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 on this ship! Oh, to home on the range!..." - tony
As everyone else cheers and celebrates the christening of the vessel, President Bush thinks quietly, "I really need a new job!" - tony
Inside the mind of the most powerful leader in the free world: "Whew! I thought she'd never break that bottle! Is this thing over with? I sure am hungry! What time does WCW come on again?" - tony
If THAT ain't a strong pinata... - Look!
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
